Quest:Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life

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Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life

Joan's Joyless Journey is a quest revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use a dead headcrab as a hat. Also, Sergals.

The threads can be found here.

Joan's Miserable Existence has shown a great deal of flexibility with regards to accepted actions, which results in fewer complaints about railroading than some other quests. Joan reacts to the common stupidity of /tg/, and as such has taken some fairly moronic actions. It's questionable if Joan has really done anything of any value since starting her miserable life, aside from befriending a female sergal by the name of John. John may or may not be a rapist, with her potential victim having been Joan. Then again, rape is to sergals what stealing is to Kender, so maybe we can't fault her for that.

Joan's mother is a ditzy and (possibly) accidentally violent nutjob. Her mother is half-viking and half-dwarf, and killed Joan's dad for looking at her suddenly huge mammaries.

The world Joan's Unpleasant Ambulation exists in has a number of strange things, including a Robutt with a large butt, headcrabs, and zombies.

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  The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away...

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  ...And then suddenly life sucks.

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  But then she found her xenolesbian lover John, and things were good! Forever!

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