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[[Image:Bear lore.png|thumb|right|300px|We're not even making this shit up.]]
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What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? '''BEAR LORE''' TIME!
What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? '''BEAR LORE''' TIME!
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The bear lore [[meme]] started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many lulz to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/
The bear lore [[meme]] started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many lulz to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/


=='''Other Lore'''==
===Other Lore===


'''BEE LORE'''
'''BEE LORE'''
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A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.
A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.


DC 15: Bees generally live in hives or trees.
*DC15: Bees generally live in hives or trees.


DC 20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
*DC20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES




'''Fire Lore'''
'''Fire Lore'''


DC15: Fire is Hot
*DC15: Fire is Hot


DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires
*DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires


DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!
*DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!




'''Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:'''
'''Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:'''


DC 15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.
*DC15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.


DC 20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.
*DC20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.


DC 25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.
*DC25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.




'''Nigger Lore'''
'''Nigger Lore'''


DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens
*DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens


DC20: Around blacks, never relax/.
*DC20: Around blacks, never relax/.


DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE.
*DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE.




'''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore'''
'''Fuzzy Wozzie Lore'''


DC 5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear
*DC5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear


DC 10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair"
*DC10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair"


DC 15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman?
*DC15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman?




'''Cliff Lore'''
'''Cliff Lore'''


DC-15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things
*DC15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things


DC-20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt
*DC20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt


DC-25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all
*DC25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all




'''Spy Lore checks'''
'''Spy Lore'''


DC 15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy
*DC15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy


DC 20: GENTLEMEN
*DC20: GENTLEMEN


DC 25: That's your blood on his suit
*DC25: That's your blood on his suit




'''Human Lore'''
'''Human Lore'''


DC 10: They are squishy
*DC10: They are squishy


DC 20: They're bastards most of the time.
*DC20: They're bastards most of the time.


DC 30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN
*DC30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN




'''Pyro lore:'''
'''Pyro lore:'''


DC 20: Pyro haet spies
*DC20: Pyro haet spies
 
DC 25: Pyro has a flamethrower
 
DC 30: Flamethrower kills spies dead


*DC25: Pyro has a flamethrower


*DC30: Flamethrower kills spies dead


=='''Gallery'''==
=='''Gallery'''==

Revision as of 22:20, 11 July 2008

We're not even making this shit up.

What's that? A large, furry, aggressive animal has just interrupted your party? BEAR LORE TIME!

Roll a Nature check.

DC15: Cave bears live in caves.

DC20: Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons.

For the same DC regarding manticores, you get to know it is 3 rows of teeth and that it can speak common and that it can be tricked easily.

The bear lore meme started right when the 4th edition core books were leaked online. After paging through them, someone found a chart for "bear lore" which had dc checks to find out amazingly stupid things about bears. Someone posted this on /tg/ and there were many lulz to be had as people continued to talk about what else there is to learn about bears, among other things. The meme originated here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1839136/

Other Lore

BEE LORE

A character knows the following information with a successful Nature check.

  • DC15: Bees generally live in hives or trees.
  • DC20: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES


Fire Lore

  • DC15: Fire is Hot
  • DC20: Only YOU can prevent forest fires
  • DC25: If you were smart enough not to touch fire, you'd not NEED the stop-drop-roll info, and if you touched the fire, it's too late to make that check now. Enjoy burning to death!


Alternatively, a Religion check on bears provides the following:

  • DC15: Bears do not attend any continuous services of worship. They are ready to kill at all hours of the week.
  • DC20: They mysteriously vanish every winter, perhaps to give reverence to their perverse fertility goddess while gorging on the souls of men lost to famine.
  • DC25: Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.


Nigger Lore

  • DC15: Niggers love watermelons and/or fried chickens
  • DC20: Around blacks, never relax/.
  • DC25: NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE.


Fuzzy Wozzie Lore

  • DC5: Fuzzy Wozzie was a bear
  • DC10: Fuzzy Wozzie had no hair"
  • DC15: Fuzzy Wozzie was a woman?


Cliff Lore

  • DC15: Cliffs usually live at the edge of things
  • DC20: If you walk off a cliff you will be hurt
  • DC25: All of the gods know that 4th edition sucks and urge you to jump and end it all


Spy Lore

  • DC15: The knife in your back was placed by a spy
  • DC20: GENTLEMEN
  • DC25: That's your blood on his suit


Human Lore

  • DC10: They are squishy
  • DC20: They're bastards most of the time.
  • DC30: HOLY SWINGING FUCK THEY LIVE IN CITIES? MIND = BLOWN


Pyro lore:

  • DC20: Pyro haet spies
  • DC25: Pyro has a flamethrower
  • DC30: Flamethrower kills spies dead

Gallery

  • Cave bears live in caves.

    Cave bears live in caves.

  • A bear and its natural weapon.

    A bear and its natural weapon.

  • BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.

    BEAR LORE: LEARN IT.

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