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'''Wraithbone''' is a construction material used by the [[Eldar]], though [[Dark Eldar]] cannot use it due to its psychic nature (they can however go and [[Blood Ravens|"borrow"]] some from their cousins). Eldar [[Bonesinger]]s create it by manifesting psychic energy in the material world as a crystalline structure. In its raw form, wraithbone is a hard, smooth, white substance that is comparable to steel in terms of strength, though it is less ductile and weighs much less. Wraithbone is, however, a psycho-reactive material and as such can have its properties altered. An experienced bonesinger can turn a mass of raw wraithbone into everything from a [[Wraithknight]]'s body to a [[An Eldar's Ears|silken bodysuit]]. Wraithbone's color, density, shape and hardness can all be altered by any eldar with even the slightest iota of psychic potential (read; all of them), so most items in an Eldar's life are crafted from wraithbone, particularly [[Craftworld]] Eldar who have little access to other materials. Any item that is particularly large or complex (wraith warriors, ships, etc) needs to be crafted by a bonesinger.
'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).


The Dark Eldar can't make it anymore and have limited abilities to shape it when they can steal it. They usually prefer to steal existing Eldar wraithbone and twist it to suit their needs.  
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.


Compared to wraithbone, certain materials like Adamantium may be harder and more durable, but they're also harder to repair. Other materials like [[tyranids|chitin]] or [[Imperial Guard|plasteel]] may be cheaper and easier to produce, but they don't have the same quality. In terms of resilience and economy wraithbone hits a sweet spot that's probably only outdone by [[Necrodermis|necrodermis]] as a universal construction material, and because of this Eldar armies tend to have the highest quality equipment, rivaled only by certain [[Grey Knights|elite]] [[Necrons|forces]]. For all that, wraithbone does have some two serious disadvantages. First, Wraithbone is a psychoreactive material, and while this is one of wraithbone's biggest strengths, it's also a pretty big fucking problem when your fancy [[Wraithlord]]  turns to soup because some rogue [[Human|mon-keigh]] psyker looked at it sideways. Also, Eldar wargear can only be repaired by a bonesinger meaning that battlefield repairs are a huge risk, which brings us to problem two: it takes centuries to train a bonesinger. While this is less of a problem for the long-lived eldar than it would be for most other species, it means they can't risk Bonesingers on battlefield repairs the same way other races can.  
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Eldar]][[Category:Wraithbone]]
{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
 
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

Revision as of 11:29, 14 August 2020

THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

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== EVENTS ==

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER

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