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Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen. | Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen. | ||
*Lots of [[Dark Angels|emos]] will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves. | *Lots of [[Dark Angels|emos]] will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves. | ||
*If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday. You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is. | *If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday (To be fair, every day is Pubday). You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is. | ||
*New comics. That's gotta count for something. | *New comics. That's gotta count for something. | ||
*Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY. | *Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY. | ||
Revision as of 04:07, 22 December 2012
The Day
Wednesdays are boring, retarded, stupid and uneventful.
Bad Things That Happen on Wednesdays
- No relations
- You can't drink (Unless you live in Australia).
- Not a lot of promotions for you
- School
- Unexciting shit
- No fun
- Crappy sitcoms (like iCarly)
- Your boss becomes a massive testicle face
- Nerds complain 'cause they can't play that goddamned computer shit
Good things
Even though Wednesdays suck, some good stuff can happen.
- Lots of emos will attempt (and proceed) to kill themselves.
- If you live in Australia, Wednesday is Pubday (To be fair, every day is Pubday). You go to the pub and get shitfaced to get rid of the hump day blues, and if that's not awesome I don't know what is.
- New comics. That's gotta count for something.
- Was Warhammer Wednesday. Now isn't. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS WARHAMMER DAY.
- Named for Woden/Odin, King and father of the Norse gods, who swapped his eye for knowledge of everything ever
In Conclusion
Wednesdays suck.
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