Warcraft

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The Warcraft universe is a setting created by Blizzard Entertainment in 6 hours and 23 minutes, when Games Workshop decided that they don't want to make a fantasy strategy computer game with them anymore. Thus Blizzard took the main concept of Warhammer and created the game Warcraft. This was a fuckwin RTS game back in the days, which featured orcs and humans fighting each other... well... just because they can.

Over the years, the setting was expanded to include elves, dorfs, trolls, ogres, and all kinds of generic fantasy creatures you can think of in the game Warcraft 2.

When Blizzard employees were rich enough to afford weed instead of booze, they started to do weirder shit to the setting in Warcraft 3. Undead spiders and cow-people started to roam the lands of Azeroth. Also it was the age when plot holes began to surface, but they were small and insignificant at that time.

All this shit culminated into World of Warcraft where time travelling immortal dragons are fighting with bugs created in the image of space bugs by an ancient deity while dimension-faring demon look-a-likes are furious that space-faring blood elves stole a creature of positive energy and are channeling it's powers so that they can become paladins and so on and so on. Since the majority of the players are 14 year old blizzardfags, no one really cares that in every single content patch the previous fluff is brutally raped or that the fluff is simply stupid.

In fact, WoW is an experiment financed by the government to find out how much shit people can take or willfully deny. Speculations are that gnomish death knights will make people wonder at least a bit, but I'm much more pessimistic. OLOLLOLOLOL, Wrath has come and gone and no one questioned the existence of Gnome Death Knights. Fuck you, Warcraft.