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'''Vorinclex''', known as the Voice of Hunger, is the green-aligned [[Praetor]] from [[Magic: The Gathering]]'s New [[Phyrexia]]. The leader of [[The Vicious Swarm]], Vorinclex believes the best way to go about making everything submit to the glory of Phyrexia is simple natural selection: eating things.
'''Vorinclex''', known as the Voice of Hunger, is the green-aligned [[Praetor]] from [[Magic: The Gathering]]'s New [[Phyrexia]]. The leader of [[The Vicious Swarm]], Vorinclex believes the best way to go about making everything submit to the glory of Phyrexia is simple natural selection: eating things.


Perhaps ironically, Vorinclex is not actually the power in his faction; he was originally a glorified bodyguard for Glissa Sunseeker, the real brains of the Swarm. The other Praetors, unaware of Glissa's machinations and probably thinking she was not fuckhueg enough, put the Tangle under Vorinclex's control. Glissa actually likes it this way, as she believes Vorinclex's predatory instincts are superior to her functioning brain. (And people wonder why [[Elesh Norn]] is winning Phyrexia's civil war.)
Perhaps ironically, Vorinclex is not actually the power in his faction; he was originally a glorified bodyguard for Glissa Sunseeker, the real brains of the Swarm. The other Praetors, unaware of Glissa's machinations and probably thinking she was not fuckhueg enough, put the Tangle under Vorinclex's control. Glissa actually likes it this way, as she believes Vorinclex's predatory instincts are superior to her functioning brain. And people wonder why [[Elesh Norn]] is winning Phyrexia's civil war.
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Vorinclex, known as the Voice of Hunger, is the green-aligned Praetor from Magic: The Gathering's New Phyrexia. The leader of The Vicious Swarm, Vorinclex believes the best way to go about making everything submit to the glory of Phyrexia is simple natural selection: eating things.

Perhaps ironically, Vorinclex is not actually the power in his faction; he was originally a glorified bodyguard for Glissa Sunseeker, the real brains of the Swarm. The other Praetors, unaware of Glissa's machinations and probably thinking she was not fuckhueg enough, put the Tangle under Vorinclex's control. Glissa actually likes it this way, as she believes Vorinclex's predatory instincts are superior to her functioning brain. And people wonder why Elesh Norn is winning Phyrexia's civil war.

Factions and Praetors in New Phyrexia
Factions:
The Machine Orthodoxy
The Progress Engine
The Seven Steel Thanes
The Quiet Furnace
The Vicious Swarm
Praetors:
Elesh Norn
Jin-Gitaxias
Sheoldred
Urabrask
Vorinclex