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The mention of his name causes even experienced, [[Grimdark|war-hardened]], [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] to shit their pants and beg for mercy. Only a few men carry names more bad-ass than Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, like [[Holt]]. [[Commissar|*BLAM*]] | The mention of his name causes even experienced, [[Grimdark|war-hardened]], [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] to shit their pants and beg for mercy. Only a few men carry names more bad-ass than Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, like [[Holt]]. [[Commissar|*BLAM*]] | ||
Vance Stubbs also loves dick, he loved it so much, that he was known for sucking all | Vance Stubbs also loves dick, he loved it so much, that he was known for sucking all the senior officers weekly. When he retreated to the Ultramarines planet of Pavonis, he resisded by sucking off the Ultramarines dicks, later the Tau invaded, which he defeated by suckin their commander. later he died after his ship he was on was raided by Eldar pirates which he tried to suck off their leader but it turned out the Eldar was a women, hence his head exploded from the straightness. | ||
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Revision as of 16:02, 14 January 2010
He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An Imperial Guard general and total badass from Dawn of War: Soulstorm.
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial Guard in the game Dawn of War: Soulstorm. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms.
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the Baneblades that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. However, there has been rumors that Baneblades never left, but they were hid by Creed. Regardless, Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat. Hey, still got the canon win.
The mention of his name causes even experienced, war-hardened, Angry Marines to shit their pants and beg for mercy. Only a few men carry names more bad-ass than Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, like Holt. *BLAM*
Vance Stubbs also loves dick, he loved it so much, that he was known for sucking all the senior officers weekly. When he retreated to the Ultramarines planet of Pavonis, he resisded by sucking off the Ultramarines dicks, later the Tau invaded, which he defeated by suckin their commander. later he died after his ship he was on was raided by Eldar pirates which he tried to suck off their leader but it turned out the Eldar was a women, hence his head exploded from the straightness.
