Vance Motherfucking Stubbs: Difference between revisions
No edit summary |
(reverting. vance stubbs is awesome, fuck the hatas.) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[Image:Stubbs.jpg|thumb|Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]] | |||
He's Vance Stubbs. An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total | He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total badass from [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. | ||
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the [[Imperial Guard]] in the game [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms. | Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the [[Imperial Guard]] in the game [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms. | ||
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most | When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. Regardless, Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat. | ||
The mention of his name causes even experienced, [[Grimdark|war-hardened]], [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] | The mention of his name causes even experienced, [[Grimdark|war-hardened]], [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] to shit their pants and beg for mercy. Only a few men carry names more bad-ass than Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, like [[Holt]]. [[Commissar|*BLAM*]] | ||
{{Wh40k-stub}} | {{Wh40k-stub}} | ||
[[Category:Imperial]] | [[Category:Imperial]] | ||
[[category:meme]] | [[category:meme]] | ||
Revision as of 01:54, 19 November 2008
He's Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs. An Imperial Guard general and total badass from Dawn of War: Soulstorm.
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial Guard in the game Dawn of War: Soulstorm. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms.
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the Baneblades that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. Regardless, Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat.
The mention of his name causes even experienced, war-hardened, Angry Marines to shit their pants and beg for mercy. Only a few men carry names more bad-ass than Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, like Holt. *BLAM*
