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He's Vance | He's Vance Stubbs. An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total weakass from [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. | ||
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the [[Imperial Guard]] in the game [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms. | Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the [[Imperial Guard]] in the game [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms. | ||
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. | When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most generic Imperial Guard generals because of his boring, awkward voice, especially when his army is on the brink of defeat. | ||
The mention of his name causes even experienced, [[Grimdark|war-hardened]], [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] | The mention of his name causes even experienced, [[Grimdark|war-hardened]], [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] mock him and spit in his face. Only a few men carry names more bland than Vance Stubbs, like [[Holt]]. [[Commissar|*BLAM*]] Eldar ftw btw. | ||
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Revision as of 23:50, 18 November 2008
He's Vance Stubbs. An Imperial Guard general and total weakass from Dawn of War: Soulstorm.
Vance Stubbs leads the 252nd Kaurava Conservator Regiment for the Imperial Guard in the game Dawn of War: Soulstorm. He is armed (apparently like every other Command Squad leader in the Galaxy) with a set of Power Claws and bolters strapped to his arms.
When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the Baneblades that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players. Vance Stubbs is seen as one of the most generic Imperial Guard generals because of his boring, awkward voice, especially when his army is on the brink of defeat.
The mention of his name causes even experienced, war-hardened, Angry Marines mock him and spit in his face. Only a few men carry names more bland than Vance Stubbs, like Holt. *BLAM* Eldar ftw btw.
