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Ultramarines: The Movie Is a 70-minute CGI movie about the Ultramarines Chapter. Directed by Martyn Pick and produced by Bob Thompson (The guy who produced the Bionicle movies).
Plot
It is the 41st millennium, a savage and grim dark future when mankind battles for survival in a galaxy riven by bloodshed and destruction. Humanity teeters on the brink of extinction, assailed on all sides by the most grievous enemies - aliens, mutants and traitors. Only the colossal numbers of the Imperial Guard and the indomitable strength of the Space Marines, genetically-enhanced elite warriors of superhuman power and devastating ability, can offer any defense. Of all the ancient and venerable chapters of Space Marines, the Ultramarines are arguably the most powerful, most respected and most fearless. Pure of purpose and loyal to the Emperor, the Ultramarines are regarded as the most driven and strict, the most disciplined and courageous of Space Marine chapters.
Captain Severus, a revered veteran warrior with a considerable reputation, has received an urgent request for assistance from the remote backwater planet Mithron. Mithron has only one site of strategic importance, a shrine defended for countless generations by a full company of Space Marines from the Imperial Fists Chapter. What dreadful fate could have overcome them that they ask for help?
Leaving the bulk of his company on Algol to prosecute the war against the nightmarish Tyranids, Severus sets off for Mithron with only a ten-man squad for support. Ultima Squad is a raw, untrained band of battle brothers, all recently promoted from the ranks of Space Marine Scouts and thirsting for glory. Mithron will be their first taste of action as fully fledged Ultramarines. Severus, with his sergeant Crastor and his apothecary Pythol, knows they’ll need to keep a careful watch on the recruits.
On the tough and unforgiving surface of Mithron, Ultima Squad discovers that a terrible battle has taken place. The shrine has been attacked, and some great evil has been unleashed. As unseen dangers close in around them, the recruits have to mount a tense and deadly insertion to find any surviving Imperial Fists, and the reason behind the distress beacon.
For ambitious new recruits Proteus and Verenor, competitors for their captain’s approval, the reality of the task ahead becomes clear. They want a glorious first taste of combat as fully fledged Space Marines to prove they are worthy of selection. But this mission is a savage fight for survival and, if the Ultramarines fail, events on Mithron will threaten the fate of millions of densely populated Imperial worlds starting with their fortress home of Macragge...
Things got off to a flying start as the Ultramarines disembark their Thunderhawk and take to the field, unfortunately enough for the Ultima Squad,(and great for /tg/) a full 2 Ultramarines die VERY early on in the movie, (keep in mind there are 10 of the bastards) then another dies. After that, the Ultramarines make their way into the Shrine, unknowingly shadowed by a powerful Daemon of Khorne... Anyway, when they get inside the Daemon shows himself and kills off Severus by throwing him and himself off a cliff. For some reason however, Severus left orders to allow Proteus to take command.. huh, strange. So, instead of leaving this hellhole, Proteus commands the Squad to remain with him as he investigate the beacon. They happen upon the Chaplain Carnak (voiced by John Hurt) and his bodyguard Nidon, who are the only survivors of the Shrine Guard. They guard a tome which they claim was granted to the Imperial Fists at their founding by the God-Emperor, however things are not as they seem. The Imperial Fists and Ultramarines then begin the journey to their extraction point only to find the Chaos Space Marines in wait. After a pitched battle against the Traitors, wherein many Ultramarines are slain, Captain Severus returns and turns the tide in the favor of the Loyalists.
After returning to their Battle Barge, Proteus and Severus confront Carnak and Nidon, after inspecting the Codex that they guard and finding it empty of text, Severus executes Carnak, however, it would seem it was all deception.. For the apparent Captain of the Ultima Squad reveals himself to be the same Daemonic Spawn of Khorne who we saw at the Shrine!!
WHAT A TWEEEST!!!
Nidon, Proteus and Verenor pursue the Daemon, finding the remaining battle brothers wounded heavily, one dead and Pythol hanging on by a mere thread. They corner the beast in the reculusium, finding him engaged in a dark ritual to bring forth a legion of daemons. Nidon is summarily slain and the Warp Spawn attempts to draw Proteus to Chaos, Pythol appears and strikes the beast from behind, causing it to flee while roaring out; "FORGET GLORY! GET UP AND KILL THIS BEAST!" despite this badassery, Pythol too is slain. The only hope for out Ultramarine heroes is the mighty Thunder Hammer kept in the Reclusium, remembering a technique taught to him by Severus, Proteus smashes away the beast with... a Space Marine Helmet... Huh.. Anyway, Proteus claims the hammer and proceeds to open up a Holy can of FUCK YOU! on said Daemon, sending it and the Heretical tome back to warp. Only Proteus and Verenor survive.
At the end of the film, they have been granted leadership over the Ultima Squad, and are presiding over a new group of Space Marines that they will lead into battle with these words;
"You are about to receive the honor of going into combat for the first time as Ultramarines... You shall make your battle pledges upon the sacred warhammer, wielded by the greatest of our veterans; it has slain both alien and daemon alike. One day you shall be worthy of it, but until then, you shall kneel before it. We march for Maccrage! And we shall know no fear!
A fine first attempt at a Warhammer 40K film. Buy it so we can have a better one.
You've just been saved 20 bucks.
Characters
Ultramarines:
- Captain Severus (Terrence Stamp) - Captain of the Ultramarines 2nd company.
- Brother Proteus (Sean Pertwee) - Newly promoted battle brother. Has a sort of anime-esque hate-rival relationship with Verenor.
- Brother Verenor (Steve Waddington) - A newly promoted battle brother. He a rival with Proteus for the approval of Severus.
- Apothecary Pythol (Donald Sumpter) - Some old fart who's friends with Severus. Switches between "Captain Obvious," "Bitter, Cynical Old Fart," and "Stone-Cold Badass." Only member of the squad with more brains than balls, and guess where it gets him?
- Sergeant Crastor, Brother Junor and Brother Remulus (Ben Bishop) - Crastor was, in a way, the redshirt of the movie(Though, more of a "red helmet") because he, along with Lycos,was the first to die.
- Brother Hypax, Brother Maxillius and Brother Decius (Gary Martin) -
- Brother Boreas and Brother Lycos (Christopher Finney) - Hmm, 'Boreas'? Now where have we heard- Oh Emperor... Anyway, Boreas served as the standard bearer until he was easily killed with a single shot during an ambush
Kinda weird considering that Space marines have more endurance to wounds than normal person. He was almost blow in half by what must have been an autocannon round!. Lycos served as the driver for the landspeeder until he got killed, along with Crastor, during said ambush.
Imperial Fists:
- Chaplain Carnak (John Hurt) - Chaplain of the Imperial Fists. He's the one responsible for sending out the distress signal.Helps out the Remaining Ultramarines in battling the Black legion and returns with them to their battle-cruiser. Gets shot in the head by Severus (Actually, the Daemon Prince in Severus' Form).
- Brother Nidon (Johnny Harris) - Carnaks Bodyguard.
- Nailed up in the Front gate Imperial Fists (Themselves) - They're having the time of their lives.
Black Legion
- The Daemon Prince - First attacks Ultima squad in the shrine and plummets to its supposed death along with severus. takes on his form later on in fooling Ultima Squad. Almost succeeds in opening a warp gate, but Proteus goes Hammer-Time and gets banished to the warp. Given his red coloration and the Black Legion Warband's preference for Chainaxes, he may be a Daemon Prince of Khorne.
- Black Legion Legionnaires (Unknown. Possibly played by themselves) - The main enemies. The Majority of them comprise of either raging psychopaths with Boltguns or Raging psychopaths with chainswords,chain-axes and bolt pistols. For some reason, the majority of them are having trouble with their aim (Possibly suffering from the infamous "Stormtrooper Effect"). And are taking more casualties than the Ultramarines despite having taken down nearly the entire Imperial Fists 5th company (FUCKING ULTRAMARINE PLOT ARMOR!!!).
Though the Fists only went down after taking on 1,000 summoned daemons for over a week, so if anything the Fists were more hardcore anyway.If they went down to FURIES of all things then they were pretty pussified examples of Imperial Fists.
Misc
- Horridly mutilated and decimated Imperial Guardsmen (Themselves) - Like their Imperial Fists counterparts, they're having a blast with their role.
Things that Rock
- A Warhammer movie for the first time in
2 decades24 years. Finally. - Dan Abnett writes the story.
- Amazing actors (Except those after John Hurt... ok, maybe Donald Sumpter and Sean Pertwee could be considered an exception)
- Space Marines who don't look like Hair-etics. (read: They don't look like Guido Fucks like Dawn of War 2's Force Commander.)
- Have we mentioned John Hurt? His awesomeness is so great that we must do so.
Venerate John Hurt! The True Emperor-This is HERESY! While John Hurt is indeed a great actor, to venerate him as the Emprah is to DIE!!! - Chaos Space Marines are in it (Specifically,The Black Legion)
- Violence, glorious amounts of well crafted and satisfying violence.
- Lots of Ultramarines die. By the end, only 2 are left.
- Severus' armor looks awesome.
- Carnak's armor looks awesome.
- Pacing is nice.
- Character development.
- Smurf's aren't Ward-tier marines,
but rather as fallible super-human warriors.they pretty much are Ward tier taking about 100 Black Legion marines down with them, but one is possessed by Chaos andseveralmost of them die.
Things that Suck
- Not a single Beakie.
- Ultrasmurfs
- The animation is constantly shifting quality of texture, movements, dynamics, lighting, detail and meshes. Some scenes show high quality designed animation while some were pretty much sloppy, as if they were hurried. Still, it does manage to look nice most of the time.
- Not enough gigantic dark Gothic space cathedrals, and way too fucking many convenient scenery-obscuring dust clouds.
- No Space Wolves.
- Carnak dies for no reason. :(
- Where the FUCK is Khârn?
- Released only as a special edition. No regular release.
- It got delayed. Because of this, it caused lots of fans to go batshit crazy and Rage.
- Lore rape: Promethieum fuel is not gel, bolter rounds with no rockets that don't explode, power armor sliced by simple chainaxe in one hit, and the Crozius Arcanum shoots magic beams. The fuck GW, the fuck?