Badasious

Inquisitor Badasious.(WIP)

Badasious is a Puritan Inquisitor who is known for his being a "Badass" in pretty much anything he attempts.

Badasious is the only one in the Inquisitorial forces that can command the Angry Marines on what to attack. He proved his Badassiousness, and works out the tactical deployment of the Angry Marines, because they're too angry to do it themselves.

Inquisitor Badasious is known to have a hallway that takes 10 minutes to jog down, lined top to floor with the skulls of his enemies.

Things Inquisitor Badasious has been known to do:

He can put a Space Marine to shame. (and at one point beat one to death with his boot, this actually happened.)

There used to be female space marines. Badasious fucked them to extinction. (HERESY!) (BADASSERY!)

Leman Russ once got into a fight with an Imperator-class Titan and punched it in the face, shattering it into a million pieces.

Badasious once got into a fight with Leman Russ and punched him in the face, shattering HIM into a million pieces. (HERESY!)

Inquisitor Badasious can impregnate human females just by glaring from across the street. Eldar women, too. In fact he has so many Half-Eldar kids that every few minutes he's psychically contacted by large numbers of Eldar females who tell him to take care of his kids only for Badasious to make them pregnant all over again.

Trivia:90% of all Eldar babies born by the 42nd Millennium are related to Badasious. (HERESY!)

Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a Sister of Rage.

Badasious once had a sidekick. His name was God-Emperor of Mankind.(EXTRA HERESY!)

Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves Exterminatus'd. (Actually happened)

Kharn wants to be Badasious when he grows up.

Badasious once looted Ghazghkull's main space hulk, then he peed on his rug.

Badasious was once cloned while visiting Krieg in an effort to replicate his badassness. His three clone sons now battle over who received his dominant genes.

Inquisitor Badasious requires no Geller field to travel the Warp. He just sits in a glass dome at the top of the ship and stares down the daemons until they piss themselves and slink away.

Inquisitor Badasious once punched a daemon so hard, it created the Eye of Terror. (Named after him of course)

Eldar Banshees hone their minds and bodies preparing for Badasious.

Slaanesh was once straight, but when he saw Badasious, he went bi.

Inquisitor Badasious once ate a smurf village. When he crapped them out, they were eight feet tall and clad in power armor. They are known now as Ultramarines.

Badasious once got into an arm-wrestling competition with Abaddon. Abaddon had his arms before that.

Badasious is so damn badass, this page does not do him justice.

Matt Ward wishes his Ultramarines were half as badass as him.

Badasious once listened to Tzeentch for two hours, and Tzeentch's head exploded.

Badasious was about to lose a game of rock paper scissors to a daemon prince but pulled of Exterminatus with his fingers and literally mind fucked the daemon prince..

The Purging of Talis

Badasious has been seen with tears sneaking down the sides of his chiselled, weathered features. For a moment, he seems less like a living legend, the bogeyman in an organization of bogeymen, and more like a mortal, old beyond his features, and his expression gaunt, not edged, lined not with harshness, but weariness. One of his Interrogators, who was attending him at the time, reported that he hear Badasious croak a phrase under his breath in awe as the tiny diamonds rolled down his cheeks. "Such divine beauty." Inquisitor Badasious then turned and strode quietly from the bridge of his personal battlecruiser, almost at peace, as the corrupt, traitor filled and chaos tainted planet of Talis concluded its molten florescence and subsided into glassy fragments of ash on the viewscreen behind him.

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