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Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves exterminatus'd. | Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves exterminatus'd. | ||
Kharn wants to be Badasious when he grows up. | |||
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Badasious is a radical Inquisitor who is known for his being a "Badass" in pretty much anything he attempts.
Things Inquisitor Badasious has been known to do:
He would put a Space Marine to shame. (and at one point beat one to death with his boot)
There used to be female space marines. Badasious fucked them to extintion.
Leman Russ once got into a fight with an Imperator class Titan and punched it in the face, shattering it into a million pieces. Badasious once got into a fight with Leman Russ and punched him in the face, shattering HIM into a million pieces.
Inquisitor Badasious can impregnate human females just by glaring from across the street. Eldar women, too.
Inquisitor Badasious once ate a smurf village. When he crapped them out, they were eight feet tall and clad in power armor. They are known now as the Ultramarines.
Badasious is so badass, that he can satisfy a Sister of Rage.
Badasious once had a sidekick. His name was God-Emperor of Mankind.
Badasious once tricked a "planet full of assholes" into getting themselves exterminatus'd.
Kharn wants to be Badasious when he grows up.