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Techpriests are the tech support and religious engineers of the [[Imperium]] in [[Warhammer 40,000]].
Techpriests are the tech support and religious engineers of the [[Imperium]] in [[Warhammer 40,000]].
They are united by a belief in [[Machine Spirits]] and the [[Omnissiah]], and zealously guard what secrets of technology the [[Imperium]] has managed to scrape together as the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] - the technology cult of [[Mars]].
They are united by a belief in [[Machine Spirits]] and the [[Omnissiah]] and zealously guard what secrets of technology the Imperium has managed to scrape together, as the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] - the technology cult of [[Mars]]. Their core dogma is that all technology is sacred, and everything that can be learned has already been done so. This inevitably leads to the Tech-Priests unwilling to either reverse-engineer other technology or develop new ones, citing disrespect towards existing designs. Despite their role as a priesthood of technology, they've stagnated for close to 10,000 years and are now the foremen of little more than glorified mass-production factories. Only very few senior members of the Mechanicus are allowed to experiment or innovate, and only within strict guidelines.
Their core beliefs are that all technology is sacred, and everything that can be learned has already been done so - this inevitably leads to the Tech-Priests unwilling to either reverse-engineer other technology or develop new ones. Given that the [[Imperium]] has been at war for 10,000 years, this means that they've been doing fuck-all to help the war effort other than make more [[Lasgun|flashlights]].


Tech-Priests are often found outside the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] working as tech-support, fixing machines when they break with hour-long maintenance rituals involving sacred unguents, incense and litanies for the machine spirit to start working again. This is surprisingly effective, given that most rituals involve anointing the machine with sacred lubricants, cleaning and purifying components, and striking the mystical 'OFF' and 'ON' runes in that order.
Tech-Priests are often sedcluded within their own priesthood, studying or (if they're of a high enough rank) performing minor research. Sometimes they're also found outside the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] working as tech-support, fixing the many machines of the [[Imperium]] when they break with hour-long maintenance rituals involving sacred incense and and prayers for the [[Machine Spirits|machine spirit]] to start working again. This is unsurprisingly effective given that most rituals involve cleaning and purifying components, anointing the machine with sacred lubricants, and [s]restarting[/s] revitalising the machine spirit.
[[Rogue Trader]] ships sometimes carry Tech-Priests, not just for their invaluable technological aid but to also ferry them to a pilgrimage or holy place. They may also be found working for [[Inquisitor]]s as emissaries from the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], giving aid or claiming artefacts in their name.
Other varieties of techpriest exist, such as the Magos Biologos - a sect of the Mechanicus who focus on repairing and updating the natural machinery of the human form, rather than artificial replacements. They may implant purpose-grown organs (such as the Lostok Augmentation, a set of glands that pump powerful combat drugs into the bearer's body), create fully organic servitors, and so on.
A [[Space Marine]] who shows talent with the sacred rituals of technology may be inducted into and trained by the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], eventually returning to their chapter further augmented as a [[Techmarine]].
 
[[Rogue Trader]] ships sometimes carry Tech-Priests, not just for their invaluable technological aid but to also ferry them to a pilgrimage or holy place. They may also be found working for [[Inquisitor|Inquisitors]] as emissaries from the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], giving aid or claiming artefacts in the name of the priesthood.
A [[Space Marine]] who shows talent with the sacred rituals of technology may be inducted into and trained by the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], eventually returning to their chapter as a [[Techmarine]].




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[[File:Heretek.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A Heretek dedicated to [[Chaos]].]]
[[File:Heretek.jpg|200px|thumb|right|A Heretek dedicated to [[Chaos]].]]


Outside the [[Imperium]] are Tech-Priests who sided with [[Chaos]] and became Hereteks and other disciples of the [[Dark Mechanicus]] - corrupted engineers who forge horrific weapons of war for their masters. They are notable in that, being free from the stifling embargoes on research laid down by the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], they often create new technologies and discover new principles their loyal counterparts may have passed over as [[heresy|heretical]]. Given that they work with [[Chaos]], often it was a good idea to ignore it in the first place.
Outside the [[Imperium]] are Tech-Priests who sided with [[Chaos]] and became Hereteks or other disciples of the [[Dark Mechanicus]] - corrupted engineers who forge horrific weapons of war for their masters. They are notable for being free from the heavy restrictions on research set down by the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]], letting them create new technologies and discover new ideas their loyal counterparts may have passed over as [[heresy|heretical]]. Given that they work with [[Chaos]], it was often a good idea to ignore said avenue of inquiry in the first place; a gnashing daemonic death machine arising from what was intended to be a revolutionary new farming vehicle is not unheard of.


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[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

Revision as of 03:49, 17 October 2012

A Tech-Priest of the Adeptus Mechanicus

Techpriests are the tech support and religious engineers of the Imperium in Warhammer 40,000. They are united by a belief in Machine Spirits and the Omnissiah and zealously guard what secrets of technology the Imperium has managed to scrape together, as the Adeptus Mechanicus - the technology cult of Mars. Their core dogma is that all technology is sacred, and everything that can be learned has already been done so. This inevitably leads to the Tech-Priests unwilling to either reverse-engineer other technology or develop new ones, citing disrespect towards existing designs. Despite their role as a priesthood of technology, they've stagnated for close to 10,000 years and are now the foremen of little more than glorified mass-production factories. Only very few senior members of the Mechanicus are allowed to experiment or innovate, and only within strict guidelines.

Tech-Priests are often sedcluded within their own priesthood, studying or (if they're of a high enough rank) performing minor research. Sometimes they're also found outside the Adeptus Mechanicus working as tech-support, fixing the many machines of the Imperium when they break with hour-long maintenance rituals involving sacred incense and and prayers for the machine spirit to start working again. This is unsurprisingly effective given that most rituals involve cleaning and purifying components, anointing the machine with sacred lubricants, and [s]restarting[/s] revitalising the machine spirit. Other varieties of techpriest exist, such as the Magos Biologos - a sect of the Mechanicus who focus on repairing and updating the natural machinery of the human form, rather than artificial replacements. They may implant purpose-grown organs (such as the Lostok Augmentation, a set of glands that pump powerful combat drugs into the bearer's body), create fully organic servitors, and so on.

Rogue Trader ships sometimes carry Tech-Priests, not just for their invaluable technological aid but to also ferry them to a pilgrimage or holy place. They may also be found working for Inquisitors as emissaries from the Adeptus Mechanicus, giving aid or claiming artefacts in the name of the priesthood. A Space Marine who shows talent with the sacred rituals of technology may be inducted into and trained by the Adeptus Mechanicus, eventually returning to their chapter as a Techmarine.


Hereteks

A Heretek dedicated to Chaos.

Outside the Imperium are Tech-Priests who sided with Chaos and became Hereteks or other disciples of the Dark Mechanicus - corrupted engineers who forge horrific weapons of war for their masters. They are notable for being free from the heavy restrictions on research set down by the Adeptus Mechanicus, letting them create new technologies and discover new ideas their loyal counterparts may have passed over as heretical. Given that they work with Chaos, it was often a good idea to ignore said avenue of inquiry in the first place; a gnashing daemonic death machine arising from what was intended to be a revolutionary new farming vehicle is not unheard of.