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Tarkus is a Sergeant of the [[Blood Ravens]] chapter, and he's been in every war they've fought since the first [[Dawn of War]]. He's so fucking awesome he | Tarkus is a Sergeant of the [[Blood Ravens]] chapter, and he's been in every war they've fought since the first [[Dawn of War]]. He's so fucking awesome he (wears a helmet in Retribution) just uses his awesome baldness to deflect bullets in the first two games. Also, he can be exceedingly loyal. Using chaos to fuck chaos up? That takes balls, and to not truly fall to chaos while using it? Cast-Iron Ferric balls, man. Cast-Iron Ferric balls. This occurs during the Dawn of War II games. He is also revealed to be The Ancient, a fairly (oh who the hell am I kidding, EXTREMELY) awesome strong and silent type character. The first time you find out who the Ancient is, you'll weep with the pure awesome baldness. After all: who actually thinks that overcoming daemonic influences and/or possession is a bad thing? (And Corn/Slaanesh/Nurgle/Tzeentch had better not come and 'correct' this.) | ||
Revision as of 16:17, 7 October 2011
The fuck? We didn't have a damn Tarkus page yet? Well we do now. Update this shit
Dawn of War
Tarkus is a Sergeant of the Blood Ravens chapter, and he's been in every war they've fought since the first Dawn of War. He's so fucking awesome he (wears a helmet in Retribution) just uses his awesome baldness to deflect bullets in the first two games. Also, he can be exceedingly loyal. Using chaos to fuck chaos up? That takes balls, and to not truly fall to chaos while using it? Cast-Iron Ferric balls, man. Cast-Iron Ferric balls. This occurs during the Dawn of War II games. He is also revealed to be The Ancient, a fairly (oh who the hell am I kidding, EXTREMELY) awesome strong and silent type character. The first time you find out who the Ancient is, you'll weep with the pure awesome baldness. After all: who actually thinks that overcoming daemonic influences and/or possession is a bad thing? (And Corn/Slaanesh/Nurgle/Tzeentch had better not come and 'correct' this.)