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[[Image:StrikeWitches-YoshikaLynne.jpg|thumb|right|The one on the right is obsessed with the one on the left's tits]]'''Strike Witches''' is an [[anime]] set in the grim darkness of alternate reality 1944, where women will not be allowed to wear trousers. The story follows the exploits of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, consisting of a multinational team of 10% mecha-[[furry]] teenage witches based on real-life WWII aces except with tits and magical flying aeroplane legs. They are the linchpin of the <strike>British</strike> Britannian defence against aliens who blew up <strike>France</strike> Gallia and now occupy most of mainland Europe. I'm not even joking. They spend most of the time they aren't fighting against the Neuroi invaders in a military installation on an island a few miles off the coast of <strike>France</strike> Gallia, where they have training sessions, hot baths, sleep in each other's beds and generally be as non-explicitly [[Elf|gay]] as possible while magical censor steam covers up everything interesting; at least until the DVDs are out. | [[Image:StrikeWitches-YoshikaLynne.jpg|thumb|right|The one on the right is obsessed with the one on the left's tits]]'''Strike Witches''' is an [[anime]] set in the grim darkness of alternate reality 1944, where [[wat|women will not be allowed to wear trousers]].The story follows the exploits of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, consisting of a multinational team of 10% mecha-[[furry]] teenage witches based on real-life WWII aces except with tits and magical flying aeroplane legs. They are the linchpin of the <strike>British</strike> Britannian defence against aliens who blew up <strike>France</strike> Gallia and now occupy most of mainland Europe. I'm not even joking. They spend most of the time they aren't fighting against the Neuroi invaders in a military installation on an island a few miles off the coast of <strike>France</strike> Gallia, where they have training sessions, hot baths, sleep in each other's beds and generally be as non-explicitly [[Elf|gay]] as possible while magical censor steam covers up everything interesting; at least until the DVDs are out. | ||
[[Image:StrikeWitches-501st-transparent.png|thumb|right|The 501st badge. Edgy.]] | [[Image:StrikeWitches-501st-transparent.png|thumb|right|The 501st badge. Edgy.]] |
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Strike Witches is an anime set in the grim darkness of alternate reality 1944, where women will not be allowed to wear trousers.The story follows the exploits of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, consisting of a multinational team of 10% mecha-furry teenage witches based on real-life WWII aces except with tits and magical flying aeroplane legs. They are the linchpin of the British Britannian defence against aliens who blew up France Gallia and now occupy most of mainland Europe. I'm not even joking. They spend most of the time they aren't fighting against the Neuroi invaders in a military installation on an island a few miles off the coast of France Gallia, where they have training sessions, hot baths, sleep in each other's beds and generally be as non-explicitly gay as possible while magical censor steam covers up everything interesting; at least until the DVDs are out.
It is notable for being one of the primary inspirations of the homebrew games; Dive into the Sky and Project Daussalt, which gives us a good excuse to have a gallery full of porn of it, or it would if uploading images wasn't boring as hell.
Strike Witches and Sky Girls are two remarkably similar series, if you liked Strike Witches, you'll enjoy Sky Girls. Sky Girls is nowhere near as well written and dramatic as Strike Witches, and we at /tg/ base that review on Absolutely nothing.
Second Season
- It was announced in Feburary 2009 that Season 2 was in progress
- By April 2009 Season two is facing delays as Gonzo digimation sack %75 of staff
- Finally in November 2009, Rights to Season two are removed from Gonzo Digimation
- Needless to say, /tg/ goers are bristling with Neckbeard fury
- Season 2 is released by AIC in july 2010
- The series has concluded with two seasons and a movie that established nothing. The games and novels and shit are on-going.
- During October 2013 their has been word of both a OVA (might be a series, it's not quite clear) featuring the 501st, in addition to another series featuring another Joint Fighter Wing on the way, slated for production in 2014. In the meantime the fans are going ape-shit with excitement.
Gallery
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Eila, of
FinlandSuomus -
Sanya, of
RussiaOrussia -
Erica, of
GermanyKarlsland -
Minna, also a Moon Nazi
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Gertrud, tsundere Nazi siscon
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Lynette, Britannian with boobs
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Francesca, Italian oppai-hunter loli
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Mio, of
Japanthe Fuso Empire -
Yoshika, thinking about tits (this happens a lot)
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Perrine, frog
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Charlotte, the American, and therefore the one with the biggest tits
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XD
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This is from the actual show.
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NEED DVDS
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Look, no hands!
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This is an unauthorised use of the flight hangar young ladies
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Elia performing standard maintenance.
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Sanya is so tired she can't even figure out why her panties are moving by themselves
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Eila and Sanya practicing mid-flight refueling.
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Typical Britannian housewife at work.
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In Soviet Orussia, "1st impact strikes you".
Notes
http://www.mediafire.com/britfag - The Novels
http://www.mediafire.com/mangafoxlite - The Manga
http://www.mediafire.com/starlightstream2 - The Radio
http://www.mediafire.com/GhettoArchive - The Past