Steve Blum

STEVE MOTHERFUCKING BLUM

Steve Blum in all his manliness

A completely fuck awesome voice actor with a voice so manly it instantly claims the virginity of all who hear it. Many a child of the 80s and 90s likely owes their perception of badass to this man. In his own words, the man began his historic ascent as a Voice Actor when a friend of his aided in bringing Japanimation to Murka.

Starting out doing creature voices for things like Guyver and whatever, Mr. Blum's awesomeness was quickly noticed, and he eventually got on to do characters.

And thus, a legend was born.

In other words, he is better than you and all whom you admire by veritable leagues. And yes, you would let him have his way with you. The sheer awesomeness of his beard steals the virginity of all who look upon him.

Cowboy Bebop

Cowboy Bebop is an anime series inflicted upon the world at large by a bunch of azns who lusted for African American culture. What began as a visual love letter was soon adopted by Adult Swim and thrust onto the American populace. Repeating the same 25 episodes over and over and over for 5 fucking years straight without pause, it resulted in an epidemic of weaboo fucks who don't know shit about nigger music. It eventually spawned a movie that nobody outside of Otaku and Weeaboos liked as well. To this day fans can be heard sucking vital oxygen from the earth's atmosphere crying and whining about how Spike Dies at the end, thus ruining the show for them. This leads to many, many lulz to be had by trolling anime forums, asking if he died or not, and why the creators killed him (if indeed he did die). Making it worse, the creator says he left it vague on purpose.

Moving on.

Perhaps his most famous and well known role among the Anime world is the voice of that obnoxious, lazy, greedy (loloxymoran) Jew scum known as Spike Spiegal. We say he's a Jew, because of the last name.

As a skinny, perpetually stoned Jew who gets into life-ending fights over cups of coffee at least once an episode. Whines about his old girlfriend Julia at least 100 times every episode to cover up the fact that he was totally gay for his old partner GoemonVicious. To try and prove he isn't totally gay for him, the last episode consists of Spike pwning and killing Vicious, but it cuts sway with Spike bleeding to death in attempt to be intriguing and mysterious.

In short, this show was among his worst works.

Vidya Gaems

He has supplied his awesome voice acting to such awesome vidya gaems such as Dragon Age: Origins, as the awesomesauce Dorf named Oghren. He also did the voice of Cyrus, Martellus, Lord Eliphas the Inheritor and many more for the Dawn of War II series. He was also the Vindicare Assassin in DoW I. His VA credits contain many more roles.

He has yet to generate memes from his works, however. He shouts "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" beautifully. He also does screams 'Skulls for the Skull Throne' very well. It is commonly agreed that his taking up of the mantle of Eliphas left by Paul Dobson only contributed to making Eliphas even more badass. Especially with the advent of Retribution, wherein Eliphas, as always gets the best lines. Only made even better by Steve Blum's voice.

Megas XLR

Perhaps the only show unanimously loved by 4Chan's Mecha board, Megas XLR is a prime example of how to mix the rule of awesome with the rule of hilarity. Centering around two people who would likely do well on this site, named Coop and Jamey, the latter being voiced by Steve, these two find a giant robot; and Coop being an Ork dressed as an 'umie loots it and fixes it. Replacing it's busted head with a car. The two use it as any neckbeard would, for the lulz.

Oh yeah, there's some bitter, cold hearted red headed bitch voiced by Lady Aribeth who wants them to use it to commit genocide.

Conclusion

Steve MOTHERFUCKING Blum is the awesomest voice actor ever, and is by no means a Weeaboo. His credits extent far and beyond mere anime and his voice acting has always been top notch.

He is also a pretty cool guy and eh doesn't afraid of anything.

This page does not do justice to his greatness.