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[[Image:ShadowsunNov.jpg|400px|thumb|right|"No, [[Farsight]]! I-I just needed to obliterate that Hive Fleet for the [[Greater Good]]! It-it's not like I like you or anything!"]]
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'''Commander O'Shaserra''', better known by the moniker '''Shadowsun''', is a commander in the Fire Caste of the [[Tau|Tau Empire]] and one of their best tacticians and stealth operatives.
Most tsundere of [[Tau]] generals, Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously over pictures of her with large breasts. Warhammer 40,000 fluff does not state that tau have breasts and there is perhaps evidence to the contrary, but that doesn't stop drawfags from adding tits to them.
Most tsundere of [[Tau]] generals, [[/tg/|fa/tg/uys]] masturbate furiously over pictures of her with large breasts. [[Warhammer 40,000]] [[fluff]] states nowhere that Tau females have breasts and there is little evidence to support the notion, but that doesn't stop [[drawfags]] from constantly adding tits to them as part of their desperate and immature effort to turn every fictional female character into a fucking [[femsploitation]] fantasy. This phenomenon can be examined at the bottom of the page.


Shadowsun's title comes from her arranging for Tau forces in orbit to position themselves to cast an eclipse-like shadow on the ground over an [[Ork]] camp she needed to infiltrate in a stealth suit, earning her the name "Shadowsun" for the unconventional tactic.
==Origin==
Commander Shadowsun, Commander [[Farsight]], and Commander Kais ([[Warhammer_40,000:_Fire_Warrior|yes, ]][[Dawn_Of_War:_Dark_Crusade#Dark_Crusade|that Kais]]) were a trio of Tau prodigies who were selected after a meteoric rise through the ranks to study under esteemed Tau Commander Puretide. There the three of them trained together in competitive and aggressive combat and tactics and were made force commanders.  Then she led the weeaboos and their friends to infinity and beyond with her fancy armor and tampon delivery drones. When everybody thought she was just a brainless whore, she demonstrated her true badass talent when she wiped out an entire splintered tendril of [[Hive Fleet Behemoth]] and exterminated an entire race know as the Reek in the Si'coa system as well as destroying scores of Imperial tanks during the defense of Dal'yth. Afterwards, as the Empire had had some bad luck with a series of brainwashing computer chips turning sour, the Ethereals decided to cryogenicly freeze some of Puretide's best pupils to keep them stored and useable in the future. Shadowsun went to sleep, safe in the knowledge that her compatriot Farsight was looking after the Empire while she was gone. Then she was woken up a few hundred years later and discovered that Farsight had fucked off from the Empire and taken a ton of ships with him, set up his own private kingdom and given the Ethereals the finger. Needless to say, Shadowsun was pissed. She even blew up Farsight's statue while giving a speech during a live broadcast. Some say the reason of she's so angry is because her sisters died at the hand of Khornate space marines armed with new Dark Mechanicum's toys coming from the Perdus fissure, demonstrating to her that the only true path is the grimdark one.


Shadowsun spent several editions being rather irrelevant, since she was originally designed for the ''Cities of Death'' supplement and was specialized for getting in close and frying things, then jumping around walls and buildings to avoid getting charged. Naturally, when there ''weren't'' walls and buildings, she suffered from being the one Tau model that wanted to be ''closer'' to her enemies.  Come the new Codex, though, she got a bunch of buffs, mostly Shrouded and re-rolled 1s to nearby squads, that make her a much more attractive choice. (Gee, I wonder [[Riptide|what popular Tau model desperately wants to avoid rolling 1s...]])
Even as a young Fire Caste warrior, O'Shaserra showed great promise as a military leader in the academies of the Tau Empire. Eventually she, as well as two Tau named [[Farsight|O'Shovah]] and [[Shas'o Kais|Kais]] ([[Warhammer_40,000:_Fire_Warrior|yes, ]][[Dawn_Of_War:_Dark_Crusade#Dark_Crusade|that Kais]]), were among those selected after a meteoric rise through the ranks to study under the esteemed [[Commander Puretide]], a legendary leader and tactical genius celebrated everywhere in the Tau Empire. With him, the three of them trained together in competitive and aggressive combat and tactics, and quickly proved themselves as Puretide's top three students. As such, they were made force commanders upon completing their training. Together with O'Shovah, who would eventually become known throughout the Tau Empire as Commander Farsight, O'Shaserra played a key role in the defense of the Dal'yth sept world during the [[Damocles Crusade]], during which Farsight's daring counterattacks against the invading [[Imperium|Imperial]] forces gained him much attention and esteem. However, many of them would likely have failed if not for O'Shaserra's patient efforts to coax the humans into opportune positions for Farsight's aggression.


Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the Cyberpunk game system [[Shadowrun]].
When the old and infirm Commander Puretide eventually died, an effort was mounted by the Ethereals to preserve his strategic brilliance for the sake of posterity. As part of this effort, they decreed that O'Shaserra, along with her fellow star Puretide disciples, would be put into a cycle of cryogenic stasis, with one awake and two asleep at all times, so that each of them could continue to serve the [[Greater Good]] far into the future. It was decided that Farsight would be the first to remain active, and O'Shaserra and Kais dutifully began their artificial slumber, trusting their comrade to do both their mentor and the Empire proud in their absence. However, Shadowsun was awakened almost two centuries later only to find that Farsight had given the Tau Empire a huge middle finger and become the leader of a group of renegade colonies on the Empire's fringe, space which was now designated as the Forbidden Zone. (See [[Farsight|Farsight's]] article for details and his side of the story.) Moreover, the Fire Caste was now divided over the issues of Farsight's motives and loyalty, with some still supporting him and others denouncing him.
 
==Recent Engagements==
 
Commander O'Shaserra soon learned that she had actually been awakened prematurely due to there being a fuckhueg Ork invasion, the biggest the Tau had ever seen, and she was needed to help repel it. The Ethereal Aun'Va had initially planned to reawaken her in preparation for the Empire's Third Sphere Expansion campaign, but the new Ork threat hastened his plans. As expected, Commander O'Shaserra once more proved her value as a leader as she quickly proceeded to blow the shit out of the Ork forces with the armies at her command, using similar tactics (patience and stealth) to the ones she found effective against the Imperium during the Damocles Crusade. This war against the Orks became known as the Great War of Confederation.
 
O'Shaserra earned the nickname "Shadowsun" when, in the K'resh Expansion, [[Troll|she arranged her fleet in orbit in front of the local star in order to cast an eclipse-like shadow over an Ork base]] at the heart of their forces. Under the cover of this darkness, she subsequently infiltrated with some of her own forces and crippled the Ork leadership, [[Just As Planned|cutting the head off the snake and delivering a killing blow to their war effort]] before the [[Derp|Greenskins]] even knew what the hell was happening. Shadowsun personally sought out the main Ork Warlord and fusion blasted his dumb fungal ass into a pile of boiling slag. The rest of Shadowsun's army then attacked, ambushing and exterminating the rest of the confused and fleeing Orks.
 
After her victories in the Great War of Confederation, as well as a confrontation shortly after with a [[Tyranid]] splinter fleet from which she also emerged victorious, Shadowsun had become a hero throughout the Empire in the way that Farsight had been before her. Aun'Va declared that it was time for the Tau Empire to get a-conquerin' again, and the Third Sphere Expansion was officially underway. Shadowsun was chosen to spearhead the campaign and see if she couldn't get some more [[Greater Good]] up in this [[Noblebright|bitch]]. Before embarking on her epic conquer-spree, however, Shadowsun needed to get something off her chest ([[Derp|derpy derp derp]] generic tit joke [[Derp|derp derpy derp]]). She ordered an Empire-wide communication to be broadcast from the Mont'yr Battle Dome, where Commander Farsight had once trained. After delivering a rousing speech, she took aim with her fusion blasters at a big statue of Farsight and blew the thing apart in front of the entire Fire Caste, making perfectly clear to them just what she thought of O'Shovah and those who betray the Tau'va. With the Orks and Tyranids defeated for the time being and the Imperium distracted by other conflicts, Shadowsun has since been steadily expanding the borders of the Tau Empire. Diplomacy with the Farsight Enclaves, when she reaches them, [[RIP AND TEAR|seems unlikely]].
 
==On the Tabletop==
Shadowsun spent several editions being rather irrelevant, since she was originally designed for the ''Cities of Death'' supplement and was specialized for getting in close and frying things, then jumping around walls and buildings to avoid getting charged. Naturally, when there ''weren't'' walls and buildings, she suffered from being the one Tau model that wanted to be ''closer'' to her enemies. With the new codex, though, she got a bunch of buffs, mostly Shrouded and an ability that grants re-rolled 1s to nearby squads, that make her a much more attractive choice. (Gee, I wonder [[Riptide|what popular Tau model desperately wants to avoid rolling 1s...]])
 
==By the way==
Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the cyberpunk game system [[Shadowrun]].
   
   
==Shameless Femsploitation Gallery==
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Image:Commissar Shadowsun.jpg|I'd let her improve my morale, if you know what I mean
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Revision as of 23:41, 16 July 2015

"No, Farsight! I-I just needed to obliterate that Hive Fleet for the Greater Good! It-it's not like I like you or anything!"

Commander O'Shaserra, better known by the moniker Shadowsun, is a commander in the Fire Caste of the Tau Empire and one of their best tacticians and stealth operatives. Most tsundere of Tau generals, fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously over pictures of her with large breasts. Warhammer 40,000 fluff states nowhere that Tau females have breasts and there is little evidence to support the notion, but that doesn't stop drawfags from constantly adding tits to them as part of their desperate and immature effort to turn every fictional female character into a fucking femsploitation fantasy. This phenomenon can be examined at the bottom of the page.

Origin

Even as a young Fire Caste warrior, O'Shaserra showed great promise as a military leader in the academies of the Tau Empire. Eventually she, as well as two Tau named O'Shovah and Kais (yes, that Kais), were among those selected after a meteoric rise through the ranks to study under the esteemed Commander Puretide, a legendary leader and tactical genius celebrated everywhere in the Tau Empire. With him, the three of them trained together in competitive and aggressive combat and tactics, and quickly proved themselves as Puretide's top three students. As such, they were made force commanders upon completing their training. Together with O'Shovah, who would eventually become known throughout the Tau Empire as Commander Farsight, O'Shaserra played a key role in the defense of the Dal'yth sept world during the Damocles Crusade, during which Farsight's daring counterattacks against the invading Imperial forces gained him much attention and esteem. However, many of them would likely have failed if not for O'Shaserra's patient efforts to coax the humans into opportune positions for Farsight's aggression.

When the old and infirm Commander Puretide eventually died, an effort was mounted by the Ethereals to preserve his strategic brilliance for the sake of posterity. As part of this effort, they decreed that O'Shaserra, along with her fellow star Puretide disciples, would be put into a cycle of cryogenic stasis, with one awake and two asleep at all times, so that each of them could continue to serve the Greater Good far into the future. It was decided that Farsight would be the first to remain active, and O'Shaserra and Kais dutifully began their artificial slumber, trusting their comrade to do both their mentor and the Empire proud in their absence. However, Shadowsun was awakened almost two centuries later only to find that Farsight had given the Tau Empire a huge middle finger and become the leader of a group of renegade colonies on the Empire's fringe, space which was now designated as the Forbidden Zone. (See Farsight's article for details and his side of the story.) Moreover, the Fire Caste was now divided over the issues of Farsight's motives and loyalty, with some still supporting him and others denouncing him.

Recent Engagements

Commander O'Shaserra soon learned that she had actually been awakened prematurely due to there being a fuckhueg Ork invasion, the biggest the Tau had ever seen, and she was needed to help repel it. The Ethereal Aun'Va had initially planned to reawaken her in preparation for the Empire's Third Sphere Expansion campaign, but the new Ork threat hastened his plans. As expected, Commander O'Shaserra once more proved her value as a leader as she quickly proceeded to blow the shit out of the Ork forces with the armies at her command, using similar tactics (patience and stealth) to the ones she found effective against the Imperium during the Damocles Crusade. This war against the Orks became known as the Great War of Confederation.

O'Shaserra earned the nickname "Shadowsun" when, in the K'resh Expansion, she arranged her fleet in orbit in front of the local star in order to cast an eclipse-like shadow over an Ork base at the heart of their forces. Under the cover of this darkness, she subsequently infiltrated with some of her own forces and crippled the Ork leadership, cutting the head off the snake and delivering a killing blow to their war effort before the Greenskins even knew what the hell was happening. Shadowsun personally sought out the main Ork Warlord and fusion blasted his dumb fungal ass into a pile of boiling slag. The rest of Shadowsun's army then attacked, ambushing and exterminating the rest of the confused and fleeing Orks.

After her victories in the Great War of Confederation, as well as a confrontation shortly after with a Tyranid splinter fleet from which she also emerged victorious, Shadowsun had become a hero throughout the Empire in the way that Farsight had been before her. Aun'Va declared that it was time for the Tau Empire to get a-conquerin' again, and the Third Sphere Expansion was officially underway. Shadowsun was chosen to spearhead the campaign and see if she couldn't get some more Greater Good up in this bitch. Before embarking on her epic conquer-spree, however, Shadowsun needed to get something off her chest (derpy derp derp generic tit joke derp derpy derp). She ordered an Empire-wide communication to be broadcast from the Mont'yr Battle Dome, where Commander Farsight had once trained. After delivering a rousing speech, she took aim with her fusion blasters at a big statue of Farsight and blew the thing apart in front of the entire Fire Caste, making perfectly clear to them just what she thought of O'Shovah and those who betray the Tau'va. With the Orks and Tyranids defeated for the time being and the Imperium distracted by other conflicts, Shadowsun has since been steadily expanding the borders of the Tau Empire. Diplomacy with the Farsight Enclaves, when she reaches them, seems unlikely.

On the Tabletop

Shadowsun spent several editions being rather irrelevant, since she was originally designed for the Cities of Death supplement and was specialized for getting in close and frying things, then jumping around walls and buildings to avoid getting charged. Naturally, when there weren't walls and buildings, she suffered from being the one Tau model that wanted to be closer to her enemies. With the new codex, though, she got a bunch of buffs, mostly Shrouded and an ability that grants re-rolled 1s to nearby squads, that make her a much more attractive choice. (Gee, I wonder what popular Tau model desperately wants to avoid rolling 1s...)

By the way

Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the cyberpunk game system Shadowrun.

Shameless Femsploitation Gallery

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