Shadowsun: Difference between revisions

From 2d4chan
Jump to navigation Jump to search
1d4chan>Boss Ballkrusha
(Undo revision 245221 by SpectralTime (talk))
1d4chan>SpectralTime
No edit summary
Line 6: Line 6:
Commander Shadowsun, Commander [[Farsight]], and Commander Kais ([[Warhammer_40,000:_Fire_Warrior|yes, ]][[Dawn_Of_War:_Dark_Crusade#Dark_Crusade|that Kais]]) were a trio of Tau prodigies who were selected after a meteoric rise through the ranks to study under esteemed Tau Commander Puretide. There the three of them trained together in competitive and aggressive combat and tactics and were made force commanders.  Then she led the weeaboos and their friends to infinity and beyond with her fancy armor and tampon delivery drones. When everybody thought she was just a brainless whore, she demonstrated her true badass talent when she wiped out an entire splintered tendril of [[Hive Fleet Behemoth]] and exterminated an entire race know as the Reek in the Si'coa system as well as destroying scores of Imperial tanks during the defense of Dal'yth. Afterwards, as the Empire had had some bad luck with a series of brainwashing computer chips turning sour, the Ethereals decided to cryogenicly freeze some of Puretide's best pupils to keep them stored and useable in the future. Shadowsun went to sleep, safe in the knowledge that her compatriot Farsight was looking after the Empire while she was gone. Then she was woken up a few hundred years later and discovered that Farsight had fucked off from the Empire and taken a ton of ships with him, set up his own private kingdom and given the Ethereals the finger. Needless to say, Shadowsun was pissed. She even blew up Farsight's statue while giving a speech during a live broadcast. Some say the reason of she's so angry is because her sisters died at the hand of Khornate space marines armed with new Dark Mechanicum's toys coming from the Perdus fissure, demonstrating to her that the only true path is the grimdark one.
Commander Shadowsun, Commander [[Farsight]], and Commander Kais ([[Warhammer_40,000:_Fire_Warrior|yes, ]][[Dawn_Of_War:_Dark_Crusade#Dark_Crusade|that Kais]]) were a trio of Tau prodigies who were selected after a meteoric rise through the ranks to study under esteemed Tau Commander Puretide. There the three of them trained together in competitive and aggressive combat and tactics and were made force commanders.  Then she led the weeaboos and their friends to infinity and beyond with her fancy armor and tampon delivery drones. When everybody thought she was just a brainless whore, she demonstrated her true badass talent when she wiped out an entire splintered tendril of [[Hive Fleet Behemoth]] and exterminated an entire race know as the Reek in the Si'coa system as well as destroying scores of Imperial tanks during the defense of Dal'yth. Afterwards, as the Empire had had some bad luck with a series of brainwashing computer chips turning sour, the Ethereals decided to cryogenicly freeze some of Puretide's best pupils to keep them stored and useable in the future. Shadowsun went to sleep, safe in the knowledge that her compatriot Farsight was looking after the Empire while she was gone. Then she was woken up a few hundred years later and discovered that Farsight had fucked off from the Empire and taken a ton of ships with him, set up his own private kingdom and given the Ethereals the finger. Needless to say, Shadowsun was pissed. She even blew up Farsight's statue while giving a speech during a live broadcast. Some say the reason of she's so angry is because her sisters died at the hand of Khornate space marines armed with new Dark Mechanicum's toys coming from the Perdus fissure, demonstrating to her that the only true path is the grimdark one.


Note that all the fapbait fanart of Shadowsun and her actual canon appearance are nothing alike, since the actual Tau are obviously inhuman xenos. Whoever thought a [[World of Warcraft#Draenei|hoofed]], [[DFC|flat chested]] [[monstergirls|alien chick]] with a [[/d/|V-Jay for a nose]] would actually somehow register as remotely [[Faptau|"fappable",]] to /tg/'s interests has and demonstrated the flaws in just trying to glue stuff /tg/ likes together to appeal to it. Though it's debatable.
Shadowsun spent several editions being rather irrelevant, since she was originally designed for the ''Cities of Death'' supplement and was specialized for getting in close and frying things, then jumping around walls and buildings to avoid getting charged.  Naturally, when there ''weren't'' walls and buildings...  Come the new Codex, though, and she got a bunch of buffs, mostly Shrouded and re-rolled 1s to nearby squads, that make her a much more attractive choice.  (Gee, I wonder [[Riptide|what popular Tau model desperately wants to avoide rolling 1s...]])


Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the Cyberpunk game system [[Shadowrun]].  
Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the Cyberpunk game system [[Shadowrun]].
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:Commissar Shadowsun.jpg|I'd let her improve my morale, if you know what I mean
Image:Commissar Shadowsun.jpg|I'd let her improve my morale, if you know what I mean

Revision as of 20:26, 3 June 2015

"Stupid Farsight! I-I just needed to cleanse that Hive Fleet for the Greater Good! It-it's not like I like you or anything!"

Most tsundere of Tau generals, Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously over pictures of her with large breasts. Warhammer 40,000 fluff does not state that tau have breasts and there is perhaps evidence to the contrary, but that doesn't stop drawfags from adding tits to them.

Shadowsun's title comes from her arranging for Tau forces in orbit to position themselves to cast an eclipse-like shadow on the ground over an Ork camp she needed to infiltrate in a stealth suit, earning her the name "Shadowsun" for the unconventional tactic. Commander Shadowsun, Commander Farsight, and Commander Kais (yes, that Kais) were a trio of Tau prodigies who were selected after a meteoric rise through the ranks to study under esteemed Tau Commander Puretide. There the three of them trained together in competitive and aggressive combat and tactics and were made force commanders. Then she led the weeaboos and their friends to infinity and beyond with her fancy armor and tampon delivery drones. When everybody thought she was just a brainless whore, she demonstrated her true badass talent when she wiped out an entire splintered tendril of Hive Fleet Behemoth and exterminated an entire race know as the Reek in the Si'coa system as well as destroying scores of Imperial tanks during the defense of Dal'yth. Afterwards, as the Empire had had some bad luck with a series of brainwashing computer chips turning sour, the Ethereals decided to cryogenicly freeze some of Puretide's best pupils to keep them stored and useable in the future. Shadowsun went to sleep, safe in the knowledge that her compatriot Farsight was looking after the Empire while she was gone. Then she was woken up a few hundred years later and discovered that Farsight had fucked off from the Empire and taken a ton of ships with him, set up his own private kingdom and given the Ethereals the finger. Needless to say, Shadowsun was pissed. She even blew up Farsight's statue while giving a speech during a live broadcast. Some say the reason of she's so angry is because her sisters died at the hand of Khornate space marines armed with new Dark Mechanicum's toys coming from the Perdus fissure, demonstrating to her that the only true path is the grimdark one.

Shadowsun spent several editions being rather irrelevant, since she was originally designed for the Cities of Death supplement and was specialized for getting in close and frying things, then jumping around walls and buildings to avoid getting charged. Naturally, when there weren't walls and buildings... Come the new Codex, though, and she got a bunch of buffs, mostly Shrouded and re-rolled 1s to nearby squads, that make her a much more attractive choice. (Gee, I wonder what popular Tau model desperately wants to avoide rolling 1s...)

Despite being next to each other alphabetically on this Wiki, Shadowsun has nothing to do with the Cyberpunk game system Shadowrun.

This article related to Warhammer 40,000 is a stub. You can help 1d4chan by expanding it