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Sergals are a species made by a very sick [[ Weeaboo| Japanese]] furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: '''raping.''' The prevalence of belief that the "clitongue" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process, but since decided to just make his beloved Rain a shapeshifter and leave the rest of the sergals alone, in an appeal to his fanbase. He has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis." | |||
They're also into torture, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pregnancy. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her golden eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies. | |||
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Sergals are rather known for causing drama and rage whenever posted for a multitude of reasons. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures to the point of some fa/tg/uys questioning whether or not they really are furry (they are), saying they are exempt from the normal furry rules ( | Sergals are rather known for causing drama and rage whenever posted for a multitude of reasons. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures to the point of some fa/tg/uys questioning whether or not they really are furry (they are), saying they are exempt from the normal furry rules (apparently they now are) and whether or not they are a legitimate race for use in systems such as D&D when gnolls already fill their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" quite well. Late at night, sergal appreciation threads flourish and cause original content to be produced, but anything posted before midnight will be sagebombed to oblivion with screams of "FURFAGS!" filling the thread. | ||
Recently they've been properly statted for Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition, and a mod created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found [http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=703 here.] | Since /tg/ has finally mellowed out or realized that most of the drama comes from underage b&s, sergal threads and other fantasy race threads now do just fine free of sages, mostly because they are now posted during when kids should be in school or in bed. It took months, but /tg/ seems to now be fans of them as a fantasy race since the people pushing it haven't been pushing the sexual aspects of them and that they have provided an interesting alternative to the standard "Hurr this race is evil always all the time" by creating not only a morally gray race, but a '''lawful''' morally gray race. | ||
Recently they've been properly statted for Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition, and a mod created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found [http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=703 here.] | |||
Even more recently, they were finally properly statted for 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. The photoshopped page for the 3.5e version can be found at the bottom of this page, as well as the 4e version. | |||
A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those [[Warhammer_40,000|skub lovers]] occupying your board. | A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those [[Warhammer_40,000|skub lovers]] occupying your board. | ||
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Image:Gamin sergal.png|Sergal, /tg/ version. | Image:Gamin sergal.png|Sergal, /tg/ version. | ||
Image:Sergal_Page_Final.png|For 4e | |||
Image:Sergal_3.5e_Final.png|For 3.5e | |||
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[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/trancymick The original artist's furry website] | [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/trancymick The original artist's furry website] |
Revision as of 03:09, 17 January 2009
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Sergals are a species made by a very sick Japanese furry who decided to give them a tongue-like clitoral hood just to make them unique and give them the capacity to lick your balls as you fuck them. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: raping. The prevalence of belief that the "clitongue" is used to rape everything causes distress to the original artist, causing him to remove it and add breasts to the females to try to dispel the claims of rape; making them even more furry in the process, but since decided to just make his beloved Rain a shapeshifter and leave the rest of the sergals alone, in an appeal to his fanbase. He has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis."
They're also into torture, slavery and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pregnancy. The most popular Sergal is General Rain, recognized by her golden eyes which she marks with blood. She eats babies.
Sergals are rather known for causing drama and rage whenever posted for a multitude of reasons. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures to the point of some fa/tg/uys questioning whether or not they really are furry (they are), saying they are exempt from the normal furry rules (apparently they now are) and whether or not they are a legitimate race for use in systems such as D&D when gnolls already fill their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" quite well. Late at night, sergal appreciation threads flourish and cause original content to be produced, but anything posted before midnight will be sagebombed to oblivion with screams of "FURFAGS!" filling the thread.
Since /tg/ has finally mellowed out or realized that most of the drama comes from underage b&s, sergal threads and other fantasy race threads now do just fine free of sages, mostly because they are now posted during when kids should be in school or in bed. It took months, but /tg/ seems to now be fans of them as a fantasy race since the people pushing it haven't been pushing the sexual aspects of them and that they have provided an interesting alternative to the standard "Hurr this race is evil always all the time" by creating not only a morally gray race, but a lawful morally gray race.
Recently they've been properly statted for Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition, and a mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found here.
Even more recently, they were finally properly statted for 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. The photoshopped page for the 3.5e version can be found at the bottom of this page, as well as the 4e version.
A set of Commissar Sergal pics exists, carefully suited especially for trolling those skub lovers occupying your board.
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