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'''Sarah Cawkwell''' is currently the only female novellist in the sausage party that is the '''[[Black Library]]'''.
'''Sarah Cawkwell''' is currently the only female novellist in the sausage party that is the '''[[Black Library]]'''.


The running gag is that she is a hot, sexy, goth chick, and therefore not real.  This is because the only women who go into a Games Workshop are the ones that fa/tg/uys dream up in their heads.  She's actually a rather charismatic and regular looking human being, who [http://pyroriffic.wordpress.com has a blog], even though they are [[No Girls on the Internet]]. She spends a lot of her time playing Morepigs, apparently.  
The running gag is that she is a hot, sexy, goth chick, and therefore not real.  This is because the only women who go into a Games Workshop are the ones that fa/tg/uys dream up in their heads.  She's actually a rather charismatic and regular looking human being, who [http://pyroriffic.wordpress.com has a blog], even though they are [[No Girls on the Internet]]. She wastes a lot of her time playing Morepigs, apparently.  





Revision as of 04:11, 8 April 2013

Sarah Cawkwell is currently the only female novellist in the sausage party that is the Black Library.

The running gag is that she is a hot, sexy, goth chick, and therefore not real. This is because the only women who go into a Games Workshop are the ones that fa/tg/uys dream up in their heads. She's actually a rather charismatic and regular looking human being, who has a blog, even though they are No Girls on the Internet. She wastes a lot of her time playing Morepigs, apparently.


Not Aaron Dembski-Bowden or Graham McNeill. Certainly not Nik Vincent, because that would mean that she'd be married to Dan Abnett.


No one dares to make the obvious joke. NO ONE.