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[[File:Sagittarum .jpg|300px|right|thumb|The Emprah's Finest about to give your entire tank column a [[Anal Circumference|divine fisting.]]]]
[[File:Sagittarum .jpg|300px|right|thumb|The Emprah's Finest about to give your entire tank column a [[Anal Circumference|divine fisting.]]]]


The Sagittarum Guards are the [[Adeptus Custodes|Golden Condom's]] equivalent of the [[Space Marine]] [[Tactical Squad]]...but [[Mary Sue|better at every single way,]] seriously they are the listed as [[Wat|Heavy Support instead.]] They  are the [[Dakka]] version of the [[Custodian Guard|Custodian Guard's]] [[Choppa|Choppy]] version and are thus played differently. They are armed with the Adrastus bolt calivers which is like a Heavy Bolter making love with a [[Necron]] [[Gauss]] cannon - AKA [[Cheese|FUCKEN CHEESE!.]]
The Sagittarum Guards are the [[Adeptus Custodes|Golden Condom's]] equivalent of the [[Space Marine]] [[Tactical Squad]]...but [[Mary Sue|better at every single way,]] seriously they are the listed as [[Wat|Heavy Support instead.]] They  are the [[Dakka]] version of the [[Custodian Guard|Custodian Guard's]] [[Choppa|Choppy]] version and are thus played differently. They are armed with the Adrastus bolt calivers which is like a Heavy Bolter making love with a [[Necron]] [[Gauss]] cannon - AKA [[Cheese|FUCKEN CHEESE!.]] All this supposed "cheesiness" is balanced by their high price, the 12" range of the adrathic desintegrator part of the caliver and the lack of Relentless, so they are actually one the least interesting units in an army that can field [[Gyrfalcon Pattern Jetbike|Primarch-grade tough motojets with better weapons]] or [[Caladius Grav-Tank|flare-shielded grav-Sicarans]].
[[File:Ss8MUVw.jpg|270px|left|thumb|Ohhh....you thought [[Necron Destroyer|Necron Destroyers]] were bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.]]
[[File:Ss8MUVw.jpg|270px|left|thumb|Ohhh....you thought [[Necron Destroyer|Necron Destroyers]] were bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.]]



Revision as of 06:07, 18 March 2017

The Emprah's Finest about to give your entire tank column a divine fisting.

The Sagittarum Guards are the Golden Condom's equivalent of the Space Marine Tactical Squad...but better at every single way, seriously they are the listed as Heavy Support instead. They are the Dakka version of the Custodian Guard's Choppy version and are thus played differently. They are armed with the Adrastus bolt calivers which is like a Heavy Bolter making love with a Necron Gauss cannon - AKA FUCKEN CHEESE!. All this supposed "cheesiness" is balanced by their high price, the 12" range of the adrathic desintegrator part of the caliver and the lack of Relentless, so they are actually one the least interesting units in an army that can field Primarch-grade tough motojets with better weapons or flare-shielded grav-Sicarans.

Ohhh....you thought Necron Destroyers were bad? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Though less common within the ranks of the Legio Custodes than their peers, these golden lubes of anal penetration who comprise the Sagittarum Guard Sodalities nevertheless fulfill a number of vital roles within the Legio's order of battle. As you may already know, their art of war is focused more on slaying the foe and filling them up with holes and atomic rounds at a distance and upon the devastating application of firepower on the battlefield.

In addition to this, the Sagittarum have entered legend as the hawk-sighted sentries of the Terran walls, charged with vigilance over the external border of the Imperial Palace in ready anticipation of smacking some fool. Through decades of duty, their ability (Read:Cheese) to recall movement patterns, faces and speech even years after the original incident was honed even more so than that of their peers, and as such their enhanced ability to analyst crowds for anticipated response grew in import upon the battlefields of the Great Crusade.

The oversight cultivated on the walls of the Imperial palace served to ensure that their presence among the detachments of the Emperor's guard was tailored to precisely excise the greatest threat of the enemy assault, annihilating it in the actinic fire of weapons the likes of which had not been seen in such concentration since the Dark Age of Technology.

Forces of the Adeptus Custodes
Command: Companions/Hetaeron - Shield-Captain - Blade Champion
Troops: Allarus Custodians - Aquilon Terminator - Custodian Guard
Custodian Warden - Sagittarum Guard - Sentinel Guard
Vexilus Praetor - Venatari - Warder
Walkers: Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought - Telemon Heavy Dreadnought
Venerable Contemptor Dreadnought
Transports: Coronus Grav Carrier - Grav-Rhino
Rhino - Venerable Land Raider
Vehicles: Caladius Grav-Tank - Dawneagle Jetbike
Gyrfalcon Pattern Jetbike - Pallas Grav-Attack
Flyers: Ares Gunship - Orion Gunship - Stormbird
Titans: Warlord-Sinister Pattern Battle Psi-Titan
Spacecraft: Drop Pod
Auxiliaries: Sisters of Silence - Solar Auxilia