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Of course, this is not cannon and never will be canon. Eldar? Winning? Preposterous! | Of course, this is not cannon and never will be canon. Eldar? Winning? Preposterous! | ||
(<s>Ever heard of [[Dawn_of_War#Winter_Assault|Winter Assault]]?</s> STFU PUSSY. STURNN WON WINTER ASSAULT. A PIECE OF WARGEAR IN THE RETRIBUTION IG CAMPAIGN SAYS SO! <s>Taldeer being alive in [[Dawn_of_War#Dark_Crusade|Dark Crusade]] would prove otherwise.</s> So? Gorgutz consistently lost in every fucking game he was in, and yet he appeared all the way up to Soulstorm. Quit being a fuck up. Furthermore the armor pretty much says that Sturnn 'led his regiment to victory in finding the Imperator Titan of Lorne V'. In those fucking words. | (<s>Ever heard of [[Dawn_of_War#Winter_Assault|Winter Assault]]?</s> STFU PUSSY. STURNN WON WINTER ASSAULT. A PIECE OF WARGEAR IN THE RETRIBUTION IG CAMPAIGN SAYS SO! <s>Taldeer being alive in [[Dawn_of_War#Dark_Crusade|Dark Crusade]] would prove otherwise.</s> <s>So? Gorgutz consistently lost in every fucking game he was in, and yet he appeared all the way up to Soulstorm. Quit being a fuck up. Furthermore the armor pretty much says that Sturnn 'led his regiment to victory in finding the Imperator Titan of Lorne V'. In those fucking words.</s> But while Gorgutz makes a miraculous escape every single time, Taldeer dies in the IG scenario. | ||
Let's just agree that everyone won in Winter Assault. Except for [[Crull]]) | Let's just agree that everyone won in Winter Assault. Except for [[Crull]]) |
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Ronahn is an Eldar ranger, formerly a pathfinder of craftworld Ulthwe. While he comes under the service of Craftworld Alaitoc, he technically has no real allegiance to them, and will probably leave when he feels like it. Also , Spoiler alert, he's Taldeer's brother....What a Tweest !!! (Though it is unknown if he was her Older, younger or twin brother). He was greatly depressed about his sisters death (who's visions were all technically bullshit, and led to her death). This was furthered strengthened when he left Ulthwe because of Idranel's failure (Which ,he believed, the cause was her being too arrogant and cocksure that her visions were 100% accurate), thus losing faith in his craftworld, and soon grew prejudice and cynicism against psykers. He also left because his dick of a father, Eldrad, didn't give a damn about his own flesh and blood's demise. Same goes to his ever-virgin sister, Macha (Who threw a huge party).
During the course of the Eldar campaign, he is continuously skeptic with Veldoran and Elenwe's prophecies, believing them to be rubbish. He also thinks that Kayleth is a bitch. Mostly because she thinks that he's ignorant and a loud-mouth complainer, though they do have some agreements with each other. When it is revealed that Kyras was the one who had orchestrated Taldeer's slow demise, he switches to the vengeful brother and swears revenge, though he does become relieved when he learns that Taldeer's soul stone had survived, and is now in the possession of Kyras.
He and Kayleths forces succeed in destroying Kyras and retrieve Taldeer's soul stone. He then leaves them to return to Ulthwe to place Taldeer's soul stone into the infinity circuit.
Of course, this is not cannon and never will be canon. Eldar? Winning? Preposterous!
(Ever heard of Winter Assault? STFU PUSSY. STURNN WON WINTER ASSAULT. A PIECE OF WARGEAR IN THE RETRIBUTION IG CAMPAIGN SAYS SO! Taldeer being alive in Dark Crusade would prove otherwise. So? Gorgutz consistently lost in every fucking game he was in, and yet he appeared all the way up to Soulstorm. Quit being a fuck up. Furthermore the armor pretty much says that Sturnn 'led his regiment to victory in finding the Imperator Titan of Lorne V'. In those fucking words. But while Gorgutz makes a miraculous escape every single time, Taldeer dies in the IG scenario.
Let's just agree that everyone won in Winter Assault. Except for Crull)
Taldeer is dead....Meh, like we care
Ronahn hurried towards the main chamber of the spire. He needed to confront his father of such dreadful turn of events. How could this have happened, Ronahn thought as he raced towards the chambers massive doors. Ronahn wanted to believe that this could not be happening. He wanted to believe that this was all a dream. But it was a painful reality... Taldeer is dead. The moment he was but inches away from the door, it mystically opened before his very eyes. Inside,he saw his father, Eldrad Ulthran, resting comfortably on his throne reading memoirs of his past dickery. Ronahn calmly walked towards him, but Eldrad seemingly did not notice him. As he was about to speak, Eldrad gestured his hand for Ronahn to be silent.
For a moment, Ronahn stood still. Eldrad, still setting his eyes on his memoirs, gestured his hand for Ronahn to speak. "Father", ronahn said, "As your power of farsight is greater than any known farseer, you are obviously aware of...a certain tragedy". Eldrad did not quickly respond. Ronahn waited for an answer, until finally, Eldrad spoke. "No", Eldrad said without any enthusiasm. Ronahn, puzzled, asked, "No, father?" Eldrad, finally paying attention to his son, casually threw away his memoirs and said, "Of course not", Eldrad retorted, " You know very well that this is when I meditate, go to warp and play chess with the guys, and as usual, it always ends in a tie".Eldrad continued, "And i cant let Tzeentch, the Deceiver, the Emperor and Cegorach get the better of me if i get interrupted, cant it?" Eldrad, dismissing his question, said, "But if you have news for me, I'm all ears".
"Father", ronahn hesitantly said, "Taldeer.....is dead". Eldrad, after of few moments of silence, coldly remarked, "Oh, well cant be helped, cant be helped". Ronahn was visibly shocked by his father apathy. Though it was unsurprising considering that Eldrad was a huge dick who was very self-centered. "Father!", Ronahn exclaimed , "how could you be so cold over the death of your own flesh and blood?" Eldrad laughed and said, "Flesh and blood read complete idiot", Eldrad stated, "If she was so confident and cocksure that her visions were accurate, and then suddenly going not as planned, she deserves everything she gets". Ronahn, shocked and angry, shouted, "You complete and utter dick !!!" Eldrad, instead of being insulted, found ronahns statement more of a compliment and said, "Thank you, I do my best". Ronahn, utterly disgusted, stormed out of the chamber. Ronahn was so angry that he failed to notice Macha and Caerys, and as a result, bumped into them.
"Ronahn!", Macha exclaimed, visibly excited, "Have you heard the news of Kronus campaign?" Ronahn became even more disgusted. He knew that Macha was glad to hear of Taldeers demise. He could say the same for Caerys, as she was shown to be very satisfied. "Yes, dear sister", Ronahn grunted, attempting to hold his rage," And you are obviously not upset of our siblings death, am i right?" Macha, feigning any sort of compassion, said, "Oh dear brother, of course I'm upset". Macha stopped momentarily and continued, "I'm upset I didn't get to see that bitch die". Both screamed in joy, gave each other a high five, and proceeded to skip merrily to Eldrad's chamber.
Ronahn could not believe that his own family and best friend didn't care about his sisters death. He felt utterly disgusted and pained. His sister was dead, and who was to blame? His family? Caerys? Himself? Yes. But after much thought, he came to a conclusion that the real person to blame was the very person he trusted for Taldeers safety. He concluded that the vindicare assassin was to blame for failing Taldeer. And with that, he swore vengeance. Ronahn's heart burned with the fires of hate. A fire that could only be extinguished with the sweet taste of retribution."
"I Swear, by the bloody hand of Khaela Mensha Khaine, I will see that bastard pay WITH. HIS. LIFE!!!!".
Trivia
- He's one sexy beast. Though not as sexy as sexy as "Spike Spiegal" Cyrus lulz.
- He actually had the balls to say Slaanesh (Which is a forbidden word to speak of for the Eldar).
- Previously disliked the relationship between his sister and the vindicare assassin. But now that Taldeer's dead he doesn't dislike the latter anymore...HE FUCKING DESPISES THAT SON OF A BITCH FOR FAILING TO PROTECT HIS OLDER/YOUNGER/TWIN SISTER !!! OH RONAHNS A RAGING HURRICANE OF VENGEANCE !!!!