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# Interracial Gangbangs. | |||
# Fuck a goat named Darren | # Fuck a goat named Darren | ||
# Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying. | # Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying. | ||
# Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon. | # Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon. | ||
# Tell the disco marines that they can't dance. | # Tell the disco marines that they can't dance. | ||
# Double-headed Dildoes. | |||
# Tell a pretty marine that he DOES look fat in that power armor. | # Tell a pretty marine that he DOES look fat in that power armor. | ||
# Tell the manly marines that their 23h05 "Evening Sing Song" is cancelled. | # Tell the manly marines that their 23h05 "Evening Sing Song" is cancelled. | ||
Revision as of 08:25, 24 May 2010
A common meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.
Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E.
The original plan
- Steal underpants
- ?
- Profit!
... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.
How to Profit
- Interracial Gangbangs.
- Fuck a goat named Darren
- Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying.
- Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon.
- Tell the disco marines that they can't dance.
- Double-headed Dildoes.
- Tell a pretty marine that he DOES look fat in that power armor.
- Tell the manly marines that their 23h05 "Evening Sing Song" is cancelled.
- ????
- PROFIT