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==The Tzeentch Incident== | ==The Tzeentch Incident== | ||
She is also Warhammer's Sleeping Beauty, this lazy bitch has been dozing off ever since [[Tzeentch]] found her to be a threat to his grand designs of lulz; lured her and then trapping her inside of a coffin made of Laihtero, the rarest form of Gromril which resembles a crystal that constantly emits soft light (How the Goddess of Discipline fell ''for that'', we have [[Derp|no fucking clue).]] Tzeentch then threw away the keys into the mortal planes and is now hidden somewhere like a really dickish games of Where's Wally. The coffin itself was hidden beneath the Empire city of Praag, capital of Kislev. Her sword Laihtendrung was also made of Laihtero. | She is also Warhammer's Sleeping Beauty, this lazy bitch has been dozing off ever since [[Tzeentch]] found her to be a threat to his grand designs of lulz; lured her and then trapping her inside of a coffin made of Laihtero, the rarest form of Gromril which resembles a crystal that constantly emits soft light (How the Goddess of Discipline fell ''for that'', we have [[Derp|no fucking clue).]] Tzeentch then threw away the keys into the mortal planes and is now hidden somewhere like a really dickish games of Where's Wally. The coffin itself was hidden beneath the Empire city of Praag, capital of Kislev. Her sword Laihtendrung was also made of Laihtero. | ||
Essentially, being the goddess of Discipline, she spends an ''awful'' amount of time lying around doing nothing disciplinary in nature. So not only is she completely useless and pointless in the Warhammer mythos, but she is also doing an absolutely [[Fail|'''''SHIT''''' job at the very nature that defines ''her''.]] | |||
Kaleb Daark, Malal's Champion, was tasked with killing her to prove his worth. He was lead to her coffin (which Skaven had previously tried to destroy via flamethrowers) and endeavored to find the keys to kill her although this was chapter three of a four chapter series (the fourth was never released) so he likely didn't succeed. This plot was never brought up again because of legal issues involving Malal although it makes Arianka the last of the Chaos Gods of Law to be mentioned and thus the most canon of the three. | Kaleb Daark, Malal's Champion, was tasked with killing her to prove his worth. He was lead to her coffin (which Skaven had previously tried to destroy via flamethrowers) and endeavored to find the keys to kill her although this was chapter three of a four chapter series (the fourth was never released) so he likely didn't succeed. This plot was never brought up again because of legal issues involving Malal although it makes Arianka the last of the Chaos Gods of Law to be mentioned and thus the most canon of the three. | ||
Revision as of 01:05, 21 October 2015
Introduction
Arianka is the Goddess of discipline either militarily or maternal and is thus followed by her legion of fanboys and warriors. This would make her an enemy of Tzeentch and potentially Malal and a potential would-be girlfriend of Khorne, unfortunately for her, Khorne has already chose Valkia as his waifu.
The Tzeentch Incident
She is also Warhammer's Sleeping Beauty, this lazy bitch has been dozing off ever since Tzeentch found her to be a threat to his grand designs of lulz; lured her and then trapping her inside of a coffin made of Laihtero, the rarest form of Gromril which resembles a crystal that constantly emits soft light (How the Goddess of Discipline fell for that, we have no fucking clue). Tzeentch then threw away the keys into the mortal planes and is now hidden somewhere like a really dickish games of Where's Wally. The coffin itself was hidden beneath the Empire city of Praag, capital of Kislev. Her sword Laihtendrung was also made of Laihtero.
Essentially, being the goddess of Discipline, she spends an awful amount of time lying around doing nothing disciplinary in nature. So not only is she completely useless and pointless in the Warhammer mythos, but she is also doing an absolutely SHIT job at the very nature that defines her.
Kaleb Daark, Malal's Champion, was tasked with killing her to prove his worth. He was lead to her coffin (which Skaven had previously tried to destroy via flamethrowers) and endeavored to find the keys to kill her although this was chapter three of a four chapter series (the fourth was never released) so he likely didn't succeed. This plot was never brought up again because of legal issues involving Malal although it makes Arianka the last of the Chaos Gods of Law to be mentioned and thus the most canon of the three.
| The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy | |
|---|---|
| Four Main Chaos Gods: | Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch |
| Other Gods of Chaos: | Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin |
| Chaos Gods of Law: | Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger |