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"GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CRAZY INNOCENT BURNING WITCH!"- Last conversation between Chapter Master Haec Balanus and Lord High Inquisitor Marietta Von Brundervane of the Ordo Hereticus, just before initiating a Warp Jump. | "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CRAZY INNOCENT BURNING WITCH!"- Last conversation between Chapter Master Haec Balanus and Lord High Inquisitor Marietta Von Brundervane of the Ordo Hereticus, just before initiating a Warp Jump. | ||
The '''Pathetic Marines''' are a chapter of [[Space Marines]] born from one of the multiple threads that populate /tg/, on 4Chan. | |||
The chapter is composed of the most pathetic marines from each of the Loyalist Chapters of the Horus Heresy,assemmbled together to be sent on a crusade against the Arch-Traitor himself. | |||
Their failure was obvious. | |||
They did not only fail to kill [[Horus]], but even failed to reach him in the first place, crushing together every ship in their fleet as soon as they exited the Warp, creating so also the poor excuse they call their Fortress Monastery. | |||
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| Battle Cry | "None more pathetic!" and "Your best is still our worst!" | |
| Founding | M31 during the Horus Heresy | |
| Successors of | Multiple Loyalist Chapters | |
| Successor Chapters | Hopefully none. | |
| Chapter Master | Heavy Bolter Guy,Haec Balanus | |
| Primarch | Multiple | |
| Homeworld | The Bastion of Weakness Space Hulk | |
| Strength | Around 1000 Marines | |
| Specialty | Jack of All Trades,Being Pathetic | |
| Allegiance | Imperium | |
| Colours | None | |
MY SONS AND WARRIORS, I CALL NOW TO THE LOWEST AND WEAKEST AMONG YOU, THAT YOU MIGHT KNOW THE TASK SET BEFORE YOU. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST AND TRULY THE MOST PATHETIC OF ALL WHO BEAR THE GENE-SEED OF YOUR FATHERS, THE ONES WOULD DIE WITHOUT GLORY OR NAMES. WERE IT NOT THAT I HAD NEED OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR PATHETIC SOULS, YOU WOULD HAVE ALL OF YOU DIED ALONE AND UNREMEMBERED. BUT THAT FATE IS ONE YOU WILL NO LONGER FULFILL. YOU WILL ALL RETREAT TO YOUR CHAPTER ARMORY AND TAKE UP THE FIRST PIECE OF WARGEAR THAT FALLS BEFORE YOUR GAZE. BE IT A WEAPON OF TRUE GLORY OR A SIMPLE BOX OF AMMUNITION, BE IT PERFECTION WROUGHT BY HUMAN HANDS OR AN ABOMINATION OF XENOS DESIGN. YOU WILL TAKE WHAT YOU FIND ,AND ONE SHIP OF YOUR CHOOSING, AND MEET WITH YOUR NEWFOUND BROTHERS AT THE EYE OF TERROR. NOW GO MY SONS, MY ONES MOST PATHETIC, AND LET YOUR ENEMIES KNOW THAT EVEN WARRIORS AS PATHETIC AS YOU WILL KNOW NO FEAR.- The God Emperor of Mankind upon creation of the Chapter.
"GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CRAZY INNOCENT BURNING WITCH!"- Last conversation between Chapter Master Haec Balanus and Lord High Inquisitor Marietta Von Brundervane of the Ordo Hereticus, just before initiating a Warp Jump.
The Pathetic Marines are a chapter of Space Marines born from one of the multiple threads that populate /tg/, on 4Chan.
The chapter is composed of the most pathetic marines from each of the Loyalist Chapters of the Horus Heresy,assemmbled together to be sent on a crusade against the Arch-Traitor himself.
Their failure was obvious.
They did not only fail to kill Horus, but even failed to reach him in the first place, crushing together every ship in their fleet as soon as they exited the Warp, creating so also the poor excuse they call their Fortress Monastery.