Ork Klan Creation Tables

Inspired by Fantasy Flight Games' Deathwatch Role-playing Game's Space Marine Chapter Creation Tables, these tables let you roll up (or otherwise generate) your very own Ork Klan. In the absence of any role-playing game featuring Ork klans specifically, this table is more or less entirely for the purpose of generating fluff.

Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
1-6	Propa' Klan
7-10	Freeboota

Pick a color ya git! (d100)
1-20	Red (da fastest)
21-50	Green (da Orkiest)
51-65	Black (ded killy)
66-80	Yellow (flashiest)
81-95	Purple (da sneakiest. Neva saw one, didja?)
96-99	Blue (da luckiest)
100	Roll twoice (ya lucky git!)

We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
1-5	Warboss/Kaptin
6-7	Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)
8-9	Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)
10	Grot/Digga ('E wozn't an Ork, but dat little git was roight fiesty)

Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
1-25	Krumped loads o' 'umies
26-50	Krumped loads o' spiky 'umies
51-70	Konkered otha puny-er Orks
71-85	Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
86-90	E's off ta krump inta da Warp. E'z comin' back one day.
91-95	Beat down a planet o' some new kind o' squig. Big n scary it woz...
96-100	Led a WAAAGH! dat was da best scrap we eva 'ad, 'til dem stupid Ork Snoipah gits went 'n' ruined da whole fing.

Gork or Mork? (d10)
1-3	Gork
4-6	Mork
7-9	Deyz both good, ya squighead!
10	We don' know so we just 'ave da boyz foight 'til one of 'em wins.

'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
1	Not much, boss...
2-4	We'z short a bunch o' gits, but we can round up more!
5-9	We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
10	We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.

See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)
1-25	Ovva Orks
26-50	Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
51-70	Dem 'nid squigs
71-80	Dem 'umies
81-85	Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
86-90	Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
91-95	Da puny but shooty blueboyz
91-95	Da ded killy skullboyz
96-100	I dunno wot dey be, dey's different

See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
1-25	Ovva Orks
26-50	Da pointy-hed pansyboyz
51-70	Dem 'nid squigs
71-80	Dem 'umies
81-85	Spiky 'umies an' stuff loik dat
86-90	Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz
91-95	Da puny but shooty blueboyz
91-95	Da ded killy skullboyz
96-100	I dunno wot dey be, dey's different

We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
1-5	Boyz
6	Dokz
7	Weirdboyz
8	Mekboyz
9	Kommandoz
10	Grots, grots e'rywhere!

Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
1-50	Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
51-55	One o' dem 'umie Titans
56-60	One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans
61-65	One o' dem pansyboyz' Battle Titans
66-70	One o' dem emoboyz' Pain Enjuns
71-75	One o' dem tyr-oo-nid big squigz
76-80	One o' dem skellyboyz' Monolisp- Monothil- big black killy pyramids
81-85	Anuvva warboss' Gargant (we made it orkier!)
86-99	A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?
100	Roll twice on dis table (we gots more than one, boss!)

Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
1-3	Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
4-5	It blew up in a foight (or there's a git mukkin about wit exploshuns)
6-8	Some gits stole it, dem sneaky bastards!
9-10	We made it orkier, and da boss rides it to battle