Nymphology

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This page is in need of cleanup. Srsly. It's a fucking mess.

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Though being a semi perverse erorpg, that i cant see anyone playing IRL. Nymphology is still however quite lulzy.

New Spells

Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication - makes orge/halfling crossbreeding a reality. (materials:Lard or animal fat)

Alter Breasts - anything from A to double D, on any gender.

Change Orientation - a spell feared by macho barbarians and fighters alike.

Clothes to chocolate,cream or oil - for some reason the farmers union hates people using this spell.

Dirk's impressive tool - illusion that make his tool seem "enormous" and " beautiful". and makes people tell their friends about it. (material:A sausage)

Hypnotic Rump - "renders the casters buttocks fascinating beyond belief".

locate clitoris - nothing funny, probably useful.

morning wood - lets you store you morning wood for later use.

Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer - "spooge production that would make a titan proud".

Night Visitor - target gets a visit in the night. he wont get any benefits from sleeping. (materials:A feather and a piece of cheese... that's right)

Prismatic Chastity Belt - you suffer fire, acid, lightning, poison damage,get turned to stone and teleported to another plane.

Protection from Mingers - makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you.

Vinegar stokes - give people the sensation of being stuck right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. a good way to escape.

summon sex partner - force the summoned creature to service you... there's a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell.

Power word: orgasm - first no save.stuns the creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on constitution.Also a good but messy way to escape from battle.

New prestige classes

Agony Mage:A mage that is good at guessing what you like,and has the power to give it to you.They also have a funny feat called "blameless".This makes the guards search for other suspects even if you are caught performing the crime.

Mystic Pimp:A guy who summons thing you can fap to... that about it.Okay he is street wise,has a feat that tells him you orientation and fetishes, and lastly can get permanent summons.

Seducer:A person that can seduce anyone that is physically capable or not dead. (don't know about golems and elementals. (But she could seduce a god with some luck)

peeping scryer:He peeps that's it.He also has a feat called "Never forget an Arse" that lets him identify his peeping victims.

some extras where also added to the skills such as

Alchemy:Orcish fly, Lubricant jelly, delouser and hot flush.

Concentration:Added rules for casting spells while doing it, and the holding off orgasm via concentration. also fighting naked amazons is now the bane of wizard concentration checks.

Perform:Can give bonuses to oral and pole dancing.

new items

Pop up pork-sword:A club with a catch on the handle,hitting it makes a 12 inch section spring out,that wobbles back and forth.Acts as a +1 weapon but anything that is touched the sword is effected by power word: orgasm. charge a Orc camp and pummel them into submission,imagine duel wielding two of those.

Cock Rings:Includes rings of quantity, girth and penetrations... best left to the imagination. also I wonder if normal rings could be fitted down there too.

Bag of Fondling:Put a something inside the bag and the bag will massage it.

Carved Monkey of Spanking:A statue that comes to life,spanking it make the user immune to sex effects for 24 hours.

Magic Chastity Belt:

-The basic ones come with "arcane lock", some alarm the one who fitted it,if someone tries to remove it.

-Some bestow curses.

-The Toasting Chastity Belt cast burning hands on the interlopers crotch.

- The Shriveling Chastity Belt targets the interlopers member and inflict 15d8 damage,

-the Guardian Belt that summons a guardian that appears with a loud "ahem" before attacking.

Dan's instant whorehouse: a small cube that becomes a 40ft square, 10 foot high wooden whorehouse with an orge bouncer and 2-8 hosts/hostesses of the owners preference.It'sdescribed how people are damaged if caught in the expanding house, leading me to imagine it being thrown like a grenade...that would be a end to the BBEG.

Jockstrap of impressive lunchbox:A jockstrap that probes the mind of nearby females, forming the size that is most appealing to them. (do not use when around pixies)

Sexy sheets:That makes you users sexier.They are also self cleaning.

New creatures

Colossal Gay Al:A giant tyrannosaur, that's brightly colored,has a good singing voice and drinks enormous cocktails.

feel free to correct, add or delete it all if it breaches copyright (but please note it under discussion)