Nurgle

Grandfather Nurgle loves all of his Children.

Chaos God of disease, decay and filth. He is the only Chaos God with the power of Love. He promises freedom from pain, and the gift of life eternal. And choking bitches.

Nurgle's chosen are the Plague Marines, who have willingly accepted his myriad plagues, turning them into shambling, bloated zombie-like things that feel no pain. He gets along okay with Khorne (presumably because his marines are also pretty tough, and the Honor of Warriors/Love of Family thing is close enough) and hates Slaanesh because while Khorne embodies the external expression of force and emotion, Slaanesh embodies the internal expression (nah, Slaanesh just really hates him because Nurgle stole his chick). He loathes Tzeentch, because all of the bird-boy's planning will come to naught in the end when all decays and falls apart. NOTHING, we say! Nothing!

Wait, where were we?

Nurgle's followers refer to him as Papa Nurgle, and usually paint their armor in snotty greens, dookie browns, or biley yellow. Most often greens, though.

Nurgle is Hero of all fa/tg/uys; disgusting, yet getting laid . Really! Wikipedia really!

To Reader

If you join Nurgle, we can't promise that you'll be the most attractive person in the world, or that you will be accepted in many places, but Nurgle has a place for each and every one of us in his great big ole diseased heart.

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  Nurgles followers.

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  None loves his Pokemon more than the Nurgle Trainer.

• Nurgle also has daemonettes. Too bad they all have chlamydia. (Then again if you join Nurgle then it doesn't matter!)

  Nurgle also has daemonettes. Too bad they all have chlamydia. (Then again if you join Nurgle then it doesn't matter!)

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  Awwww...i mean...yuck

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  She slept with the judge!

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  Greater daemon of Nurgle, the Great Uncle One

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  Even nurglings have soft spot (of course they do, theyre nothing but goo.)

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