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The Noxious Blightbringer (God that name just sounds pretentious) is a dark reflection of the noble Legion banner bearers of old, who carries a cursed plague bell that tolls with the death knell of his victims. Like the giant bells from the atrocious looking [[Nurgle Plague Tower]], the plague bell as upholded by the Noxious Blightbringer reigns in psychological dread from the weak minded and boosts morale from the forces of the Plague Father. The Noxious Blightbringer is also armed with a pretty sweet looking Plasma Pistol, but nobody cares for that.
The Noxious Blightbringer (God that name just sounds pretentious) is a dark reflection of the noble Legion banner bearers of old, who carries a cursed plague bell that tolls with the death knell of his victims. Like the giant bells from the atrocious looking [[Nurgle Plague Tower]], the plague bell as upholded by the Noxious Blightbringer reigns in psychological dread from the weak minded and boosts morale from the forces of the Plague Father. The Noxious Blightbringer is also armed with a pretty sweet looking Plasma Pistol, but nobody cares for that.


The Blightbringer comes equipped with the iconic cursed plague bell, a plasma pistol which can be supercharged and some blight and krak grenades. An interesting fact of note is that the plague bell is not some special equipment, but it is in fact a [[Wat|melee weapon.]] How in [[Mortarion]]'s rotting testicles that a overhung bell can be used to smack around guardsmen is both [[Derp|funny and stupid at the same time.]]  
The Blightbringer comes equipped with the iconic cursed plague bell, a plasma pistol which can be supercharged and some blight and krak grenades.  
<s>An interesting fact of note is that the plague bell is not some special equipment, but it is in fact a [[Wat|melee weapon.]] How in [[Mortarion]]'s rotting testicles that a overhung bell can be used to smack around guardsmen is both [[Derp|funny and stupid at the same time.]]</s> That would be the mace-like bell in his hand, not the one hung above his head.


Of course each Death Guard army is equipped with the disgustingly resilient rule which makes them a particularly pain in the ass to remove and destroy. In the Blightbringer's case, it has a special rule called '''Tocsin of Misery''' which is the ultimate [[Troll]] ability to fuck with enemy leadership. Any enemy within 7" of the Blightbringer must subtract 1 from their leadership (Psykers must subtract 2), meaning its not-so-good news for more [[World Eaters|choppy-]][[Orks|aligned]] [[Blood Angels|armies]] especially when said ability will buff any nearby friendly Death Guard unit. Seriously any friendlies within 7" of the Blightbringer can roll two dices when advancing, [[Rage|discarding the lowest result]] when determining how far the unit advances. Never has the word [[Bullshit]] been more apt.
Of course each Death Guard army is equipped with the disgustingly resilient rule which makes them a particularly pain in the ass to remove and destroy. In the Blightbringer's case, it has a special rule called '''Tocsin of Misery''' which is the ultimate [[Troll]] ability to fuck with enemy leadership. Any enemy within 7" of the Blightbringer must subtract 1 from their leadership (Psykers must subtract 2), meaning its not-so-good news for more [[World Eaters|choppy-]][[Orks|aligned]] [[Blood Angels|armies]] especially when said ability will buff any nearby friendly Death Guard unit. Seriously any friendlies within 7" of the Blightbringer can roll two dices when advancing, [[Rage|discarding the lowest result]] when determining how far the unit advances. Never has the word [[Bullshit]] been more apt.


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The Noxious Blightbringer (God that name just sounds pretentious) is a dark reflection of the noble Legion banner bearers of old, who carries a cursed plague bell that tolls with the death knell of his victims. Like the giant bells from the atrocious looking Nurgle Plague Tower, the plague bell as upholded by the Noxious Blightbringer reigns in psychological dread from the weak minded and boosts morale from the forces of the Plague Father. The Noxious Blightbringer is also armed with a pretty sweet looking Plasma Pistol, but nobody cares for that.

The Blightbringer comes equipped with the iconic cursed plague bell, a plasma pistol which can be supercharged and some blight and krak grenades. An interesting fact of note is that the plague bell is not some special equipment, but it is in fact a melee weapon. How in Mortarion's rotting testicles that a overhung bell can be used to smack around guardsmen is both funny and stupid at the same time. That would be the mace-like bell in his hand, not the one hung above his head.

Of course each Death Guard army is equipped with the disgustingly resilient rule which makes them a particularly pain in the ass to remove and destroy. In the Blightbringer's case, it has a special rule called Tocsin of Misery which is the ultimate Troll ability to fuck with enemy leadership. Any enemy within 7" of the Blightbringer must subtract 1 from their leadership (Psykers must subtract 2), meaning its not-so-good news for more choppy-aligned armies especially when said ability will buff any nearby friendly Death Guard unit. Seriously any friendlies within 7" of the Blightbringer can roll two dices when advancing, discarding the lowest result when determining how far the unit advances. Never has the word Bullshit been more apt.

Forces of the Traitor Legions of Chaos
Leaders: Chaos Champion - Chaos Lord - Daemon Prince - Dark Apostle
Master of Execution - Sorcerer - Master of Possession - Lord Discordant
Unaligned: Chaos Chosen - Chaos Raptors - Chaos Space Marine Squad - Chaos Spawn - Chaos Terminators
Cultist - Havocs - Mutilators - Obliterators - Possessed - Tech-Assassin - Warp Talons - Warpsmith
Negavolt Cultist - Greater Possessed - Dark Disciple - Heretek
Faction Aligned: Khorne Berzerkers - Plague Marines - Noise Marines - Rubric Marines
Great Crusade-era: Breacher Siege Squad - Consul - Despoiler Squad - Destroyer Squad - Esoterist Consul - Legiones Decurion
Legion Herald - Legion Outrider Squad - Legion Vigilator - Moritat - Master of the Signal - Praetor
Reconnaissance Squad - Seeker Squad - Sky Hunter Squad - Tactical Support Squad - Inductii
Structures: Noctilith Crown - Skull Altar
Walkers: Chaos Dreadnought (Ferrum Infernus - Chaos Contemptor
Hellforged Leviathan - Hellforged Deredeo
) - Helbrute
Vehicles: Bike Squad - Chaos Land Raider (Land Raider Hades Diabolus) - Infernal Relic Predator
Kratos Heavy Assault Tank - Mastodon - Predator Tank - Rhino Transport - Sicaran Battle Tank
Stalk Tank - Vindicator - Typhon Heavy Siege Tank - Spartan Assault Tank - Rapier Armoured Carrier
Whirlwind Scorpius - Termite - Cerberus Destroyer - Fellblade
Flyers: Harbinger - Hell Blade - Hell Talon - Fire Raptor
Storm Eagle - Xiphon Interceptor - Thunderhawk - Stormbird
Spacecraft: Dreadclaw Assault Pod - Kharybdis - Doomfire Bomber - Swiftdeath Fighter
Titans: Daemon Knights - Chaos Emperor Titan - Feral Scout Titan
Ravager Battle Titan - Chaos Warlord Titan - Woe Machine
Unaligned
Daemon Engines:
Decimator - Defiler - Death Wheel - Forgefiend - Heldrake
Maulerfiend - Soul Grinder - Wirewolf - Venomcrawler - Helstalker
Daemon Engines
of Khorne:
Blood Reaper - Blood Slaughterer - Brass Scorpion - Cauldron of Blood - Death Dealer
Doom Blaster - Kytan - Lord of Skulls - Skull Reaper - Tower of Skulls
Daemon Engines
of Nurgle:
Blight Drone - Contagion - Foetid Bloat-Drone - Myphitic Blight-Hauler
Nurgle Plague Tower - Plague Hulk - Plagueburst Crawler
Daemon Engines
of Slaanesh:
Hell-Scourge - Hell-Knight - Hell-Strider
Questor Scout Titan - Slaanesh Subjugator
Daemon Engines
of Tzeentch:
Aether Ray - Doom Wing - Fire Lord of Tzeentch
Mirrorfiend - Silver Tower of Tzeentch - The Auruntaur
Auxiliaries: Chaos Daemons - Death Guard - Thousand Sons - Emperor's Children - World Eaters - Fallen Angels