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Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a 5 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's life many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals.
Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a 5 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an ennemy grenade (and the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of his officer. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, thid guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an Ork Big Boss WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT !

Revision as of 08:59, 30 September 2012

Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a 5 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's ass many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals... a bling truly not undeserved, as this freak will litteraly throw himself on an ennemy grenade (and the poor soul who threw it) to save the life of his officer. And without even noticing his wounds afterward. Fluffwise, thid guy is the absolute, perfect meatshield. What else, except that he can Instant Kill an Ork Big Boss WITH A SINGLE HEADBUTT !