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Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have fewer IQ points than Sarah Palin, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's life many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals.
Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a 5 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's life many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals.

Revision as of 17:14, 25 August 2012

Nork Deddog is an Ogryn in the Imperial Guard who has enhanced brain and muscles and the loyalty of a commissar (he just won't blam you). He can: write his name, count, and even talk fluently. And considering Ogryns have about the IQ points as a 5 year old, that's a real feat. He was taken out of combat to have his brain enhanced MOAR and trained with a special unit. He now works for Commissar Greiss Of the 2nd Catachan as his bodyguard. Nork has saved Griess's life many times and has earned a LOT of shiny medals.