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==The game== | ==The game== | ||
What is glossed over is the absolute retardation of the game,which is meme-worthy in itself. Highlights include [[What|poisoning a hobo, with medical alcohol taken from a Bill Nye look-alike, so you can steal his change in order to use a public phone outside of a museum, to call the museum and be told that no one's there. The reason you can't use the phone in your office is because, for whatever reason, you used it for hours-long international calls and therefore your department at Scotland Yard only allows you to call in-house now. Nevermind the fact that you are so incomprehensibly broke that you have to steal from a hobo.]] (There's a reason Old Man Murray concluded [https://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/77.html Adventure games committed suicide].) | {{WTF}} | ||
What is (usually) glossed over is the absolute retardation of the game, which is meme-worthy in itself. Highlights include [[What|poisoning a hobo, with medical alcohol taken from a Bill Nye look-alike, so you can steal his change in order to use a public phone outside of a museum, to call the museum and be told that no one's there. The reason you can't use the phone in your office is because, for whatever reason, you used it for hours-long international calls and therefore your department at Scotland Yard only allows you to call in-house now. Nevermind the fact that you are so incomprehensibly broke that you have to steal from a hobo.]] (There's a reason Old Man Murray concluded [https://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/77.html Adventure games committed suicide].) | |||
But, in case you're still interested in this game (especially after seeing the paragraph above), the YouTuber MandaloreGaming made a review of it. It can be viewed [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUCSyIkEus here]. | But, in case you're still interested in this game (especially after seeing the paragraph above), the YouTuber MandaloreGaming made a review of it. It can be viewed [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUCSyIkEus here]. | ||
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Some point and click detective game that is really only noteworthy for the hilarious box art. Just look at this guy.
The game
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What is (usually) glossed over is the absolute retardation of the game, which is meme-worthy in itself. Highlights include poisoning a hobo, with medical alcohol taken from a Bill Nye look-alike, so you can steal his change in order to use a public phone outside of a museum, to call the museum and be told that no one's there. The reason you can't use the phone in your office is because, for whatever reason, you used it for hours-long international calls and therefore your department at Scotland Yard only allows you to call in-house now. Nevermind the fact that you are so incomprehensibly broke that you have to steal from a hobo. (There's a reason Old Man Murray concluded Adventure games committed suicide.)
But, in case you're still interested in this game (especially after seeing the paragraph above), the YouTuber MandaloreGaming made a review of it. It can be viewed here.
See also
Gallery
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The best thing about druids isn't being a mystery, it's showing everyone online that we are!
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Druids Wikipedia edit.
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Indeed.
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Yittery Squids?
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A (rather untrue) summary of the insane plot which somehow includes time travel.
