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I'm 12 and What Is This?
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I'm Now 18 and Always Was and What Is This?
There's anthropomorphic fans; people who dig animals with human features and vice-versa. This is common and HARMLESS, and these people can be found in dozens of different boards. Hell, there's even Touhous with Cat Ears.
- "Girls with cat ears are so cute!"
This is normal, and there's nothing wrong with this.
Then there's furries who have a sexual fetish for people-shaped animals, or who want to be people-shaped animals AND dress up as animals. These people are hated but they're usually not so ba- *BLAM* Showing one atom of sympathy is HERESY!
"Oh god, Chakats are totally hot, I'd do them so hard"- HERMAPHRODITE ALIEN FURRY EROTICA? *BLAM* *BLAM* Stevens? Yes, si- *BLAM* TRIPLE HERESY!
As you can see from our friend the Commissar, this is Heresy to be shunned.
And then... and then there's the rare golden mean between the two above - they are where /tg/ and /d/ have their greatest overlap - sexy decidedly not-human girls who happen to be among the things everyone on /tg/ loves the most. To put it simply, were Rule 34 and a Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual were to have hardcore ball-busting sex, Monstergirls would be the product of their sweaty lust, and both parents would look upon their child with pride.
Please, they are just a bunch of fu*BLAM* anyone who try to compare monstergirls with furries or otherwise using monstergirls to cover for furries, please contact the Inquisition as soon as possible.
A wide variety of monstergirls exist - a comprehensive list may be impossible, but some of the most common ones seen on /d/ and /tg/ alike are below:
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Suffice to say, there's ten shitloads. Monstergirls are one of the few things /tg/ will defend to the death - getting between a fa/tg/uy and his Monstergirls will result in fa/tg/uy rage that will give an Angry Marine pause. Note that there are other, decidedly-not-monstergirls that are seen in these threads too - Elves aren't exactly Monstergirls and get fucked way too much - but they're still allowed, as are miscellaneous catgirls/werecats, etc, in spite of the obvious Weeaboo. There's also a few more monstrous girls, such as Thri-Kreen or Mindflayers, thrown in the mix for both hilarity and lulz. So if you happen upon some desert insect women in a Monstergirl thread? Don't be afraid -- it's all good. Make a grapple check if you know what I mean.
Living With Monstergirl series
Whenever a monstergirl thread starts, someone will start posting the "Living With _____" aka "My Life With _____" comics. These are one-page cute erotic stories of a man who has a monstergirl waifu. The author assures us (in an interview vignette) it's not the same guy two-timing these girls, but actually eight identical brothers who each happened to fall in love with a different monstergirl. The brothers sometimes meet one another (and their spouses) mid-comic.
The ones that have been seen/translated are:
- Living with Arachne & Living with Arachne 2
- Living with Mermaid & Living with Mermaid 2
- Living with Dullahan & Living with Dullahan 2 (Irish for "headless knight psychopomp")
- Living with Slime & Living with Slime 2
- Living with Harpy & Living with Harpy 2
- Living with Lamia & Living with Lamia 2
- Living with Minotaur
- Living with Centaur & Living with Centaur 2
For those of us who love this kind of thing, the original author/artist Inui Takemaru has an ongoing monthly manga based on this series. It's been tamed down to ecchi for the most part (you'll see tits at its best), but the art style and writing is pretty much what it was back in his old stuff. Somehow it got turned into a harem manga, but that's cool and all. It's not like they're going to do a story arc about the protagonist having to choose a girl. As of now Lamia, Harpy, Centaur, Slime, Mermaid and Arachne have joined the harem/happy family, but plenty others have been referenced and appeared, including Zombie, Ogre, Cyclops and Mimic.
It's going under the title Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou (Daily Life with Monstergirl) and is being scanned and translated as it's released. Not securing yourself a copy is considered treason. Treason is punishable by death.
Recently there have been echoes down the vast, dark corridors of the internet that a Monster Musume anime is in the works. By which studio, at what release date, and whether or not our prayers have been truly answered are all up for speculation.
The Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Seen in the gallery below, this is another series of monstergirls, though there's a lot more in it than those. Basically it's a guy named Kenkou Cross writing and illustrating a NSFW encyclopedia on a world where all the monster monsters are hot women, even stuff you wouldn't expect like dragons, or lolis. They are mostly all lustful and want to, mostly, rape whatever men they see, or at least marry them. Similar to the series above, but no pictures depicted sex, just descriptions. Underneath the porn, the setting is actually quite grimdark. The monster girls were originally monsters that wanted to kill us because the setting's version of god is jackass that has a cycle where monsters kill humans when she feels we're getting too numerous, then gives humans the power to fight back so we don't get killed off completely, then lets the monsters run rampant again after humans have gotten strong enough again. The current ruling monster, a succubus (if you're familiar with Darkstalkers, think Morrigan's personality for the succubi in this setting and you get the picture) who is trying to make humans and monsters into one race and started by making all monsters women, except God doesn't want that, so we have the risk of both species going extinct due to all monsters being born female, even from humans. At least two races, the Dark Elves and the Dwarves, have had their culture all but wiped out and replaced with what is essentially the monster queen's vision -- dwarves in particular have been replaced by a race of super-cutesy sex-mad lolis. Yeah, the world this is set in sucks, a lot.
In the latter half of 2014, KC issued a statement lambasting the efforts of the forum "Monster Girls Unlimited", the original source of all English translations of the MGE profiles, and accusing them of deliberately twisting the vision of his setting to be something far more grimdark than he intended by, for example, translating literally statements that were meant to be hyperbole, such as "monsters think about nothing but sex". The end result of this was that he issued a cease and dismiss order to that forum and its managers, demanding they stop their translation efforts and take down all of his work, something that they complied with. That was the official explanation. The real reason is that several of the members suffering from the GIFT rule (possibly from /tg/ due to the references to 40k) were talking about how all MG must be purged, RPed as paladins "cleansing human lands" and being overall assholes. After the site decided to send Kenkou a card for his birthday they thought it would be hilarious if they added a paragraph in Japanese telling the artist he was a lowly Jap, that the western paladins would kill all the monstergirls and some reference to Hiroshima. This got them banned but the site owner let them back in under the promise that they don't do it again. They immediately sent Kenkou shopped images of knights holding MG's heads on pikes. What really caused the cease and dismiss order were Trolls and idiots who didn't declare Exterminatus on said trolls.
Monster Girl Quest
For those of you who prefer your Japanese content in a more interactive medium, this might just be the game for you. Go on a quest, slay monsters who are also girls, before they slay you. If you know what I mean. Beneath that, the game also has a surprisingly good story and some very good self-aware jokes that take shots at its own genre.
A well known and well-liked game amongst a special brand of /d/eviant, it is quite like a visual novel. If you don't know what that means, go ask /jp/. We don't take kindly to those kinds of questions around here.
That's the good news. The bad news? Art style and quality of the monster-girls varies a lot. Some designs are quite recognizable as having been done by Kenkou Cross above, others range much closer to the grotesque side. Many monster-girls in this game are, frankly, damn fugly, boiling down to "human face and one or more boobs on an otherwise repulsively monstrous body" or "human woman's upper torso mounted on a much bigger monster's body". The number of monster-girls in this game who have a gaping bestial maw filled with long, nasty-looking teeth where their female genitalia should be is quite offputting.
Also, this game is even more grimdark than the MGE above, and it doesn't hide its grimmer elements away in background lore, either. In Monster Girl Quest, you are warned from the start that most monster-girls will casually enslave, kill or eat humans after sex, and this is not anti-xenophile propaganda like in the MGE. For many of the monster-girls in this game, losing a fight means losing your life. Even fan-favorite partner Alice will casually swallow your character whole and digest him alive if you tick her off. Although the developing storyline eventually reveals that most monster-girls are only this brutal because of the recent Church-inspired repression against their kind, it's still a lot outright nastier than the MGE setting.
Felarya
Felarya is an... odd setting. Every so often, you see something that is created with the root of appealing to a certain fetish. Felarya is designed with a focus on the vore fetish (i.e. people getting swallowed whole), done by naked monstergirls. Oh, wondering how that's supposed to work? That's simple. The monstergirls are are at least four stories tall, at a minimum, and it's not uncommon to see some that over a hundred feet. This whole thing can put people off easily, since the monstergirls, called predators here, eat humans alive and condemn them to a horrible death via digestion. The only bright side is that this setting is a prime example of there always being a bigger fish. The predators that eat humans? They're something else's dinner too. In fact, nearly everything in this setting is some sort of dangerous monstrous entity that eats some sentient creature for lunch.
If that description put you off, there's probably not much for you there. The giant boobs get disturbing quick if you aren't into the concept of unrelenting hard and soft vore.
What, no mentioning the Bards Adventures?
Gallery
Hold on to your robe and wizard hat!
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old-school fapbait
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This is not a checklist you perverts. Ignore him it totally is!!!
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She'll blow your mind
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Demongirls aren't all succubi.
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"Mother told me there'd be knights like this."
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NO EXCEPTIONS YOU IDIOT
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The difference.
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The greatest monstergirl lover to have ever lived.
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An average /tg/ anon in a monstergirl thread.
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The monstergirl conundrum; you need to get a huge amount of experience points to lay the dragon, but the kobolds are fine too.
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It's necrophilia if they're not sapient. Otherwise, it's monstergirls.
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/co/ and /tg/ can usually find common ground in montergirl threads.
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Not only a great waifu, but overpowered as fuck on the tabletop!
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Even Vespid are not immune.
See Also
- Alistair's Cures and Remedies, written in response to one of the 1d100 situation-generating tables.
- Abhumans from Warhammer 40K, specifically Felinids
- Category:Monstergirls for more in-depth articles
- Daemonette
- Harem guy's tales
- Harem Knights
- Cross Species Dating Advice
- sup/tg/ archived threads tagged with 'monstergirl'
- Saharduin
- Jim
- The unofficial themesong for Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasareru~)