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Monday... that says it all, doesn't it? That first day of the week, usually if not always the shittiest day of the week. It's the day where you have to get your lazy ass outta bed to go to work or other activities which require you to be civil, in on time, be appropriately dressed and have your brain switched on at 7 in the morning if not earlier. Yep, Mondays suck. To make everything worse though one usually has a really bad hangover and is fuck-all tired. Also, many [[PROMOTIONS|promotions]] occur on Monday. Plus, if you have a spawn receptacle well no happy times for you coz she's got a headache. The ONLY redeeming factor for this day is that it's when new episodes of Adventure Time air on Cartoon Network. | Monday... that says it all, doesn't it? That first day of the week, usually if not always the shittiest day of the week. It's the day where you have to get your lazy ass outta bed to go to work or other activities which require you to be civil, in on time, be appropriately dressed and have your brain switched on at 7 in the morning if not earlier. Yep, Mondays suck. To make everything worse though one usually has a really bad hangover and is fuck-all tired. Also, many [[PROMOTIONS|promotions]] occur on Monday. Plus, if you have a spawn receptacle well no happy times for you coz she's got a headache. The ONLY redeeming factor for this day is that it's when new episodes of [[Adventure Time]] air on Cartoon Network. | ||
==Good things about Monday== | ==Good things about Monday== | ||
Revision as of 03:34, 4 July 2011
Overview
Monday... that says it all, doesn't it? That first day of the week, usually if not always the shittiest day of the week. It's the day where you have to get your lazy ass outta bed to go to work or other activities which require you to be civil, in on time, be appropriately dressed and have your brain switched on at 7 in the morning if not earlier. Yep, Mondays suck. To make everything worse though one usually has a really bad hangover and is fuck-all tired. Also, many promotions occur on Monday. Plus, if you have a spawn receptacle well no happy times for you coz she's got a headache. The ONLY redeeming factor for this day is that it's when new episodes of Adventure Time air on Cartoon Network.
Good things about Monday
Bring a M-16 to work/school and proceed to play target practice!
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