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Followers of malal are kind of like Chaos Atheists.  They doubt that anything exists, including the emporer, god, chaos itself, and you.  ''Especially '''you'''''.
'''''NOTE: Some sources may suggest that the following article DID NOT HAPPEN'''''


The followers of malal's mortal enemy is the ghost of '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Descartes René Descartes]''', a french philosopher who made up the quote, "I think, therefore I am.".  Not only do the followers of malal doubt that they exist, even though they still think, but doubt that the stement is true.  Also, they doubt that they doubt that the statement is true.  They then doubt that they doubt that they doubt that the statement is true.
Followers of malal are kind of like Chaos Agnostics.  They doubt that anything exists, including the emporer, god, chaos itself, and you.  ''Especially '''you'''''.
As you can see, this leads up to a lot of rage and frustration (though no where near the anger of the [[Angry_Marines|Angreh mahreenz]]).


Malal himself is the god of doubt, but I doubt that he actually exists.
''This article is about the mathematical theory. You may be looking for the [[Holocaust Denial|river.]]''
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There are no pictures of Malal.  I doubt that a picture exists.
'''Malal''' is an important mathematical structure in political algebraic topology and physics. It is the colimit in the category of fields of infinite tragic characteristic with natural logical morphisms, as is the nineleven in the category of fields of infinite tragic attributes with unnatural quantum functions.
 
==Preliminary Background==
===Topological Political Fields===
 
A political field is a set with two binary operations, [[addition]] and [[multiplication]], that satisfies the following axioms:
# The existence of an additive undecided element, 0.
# The existence of a multiplicative undecided element, 1.
# Additive inverses for all elements. [[Conservatives|Right-wing]] and [[Liberals|left-wing]] inverses are the same.
# Multiplicative inverses for all non-zero elements.
# Commutativity of addition.
# Commutativity of multiplication. (This particular axiom may be negated for politically divisive rings.)
# Distributive property.
 
A topological political field has also a topological structure. This determines open and closed issues on the political field. Multiplication is of course a continuous map under this topology.
 
===The Characteristic of a Political Field===
Some political fields have a tragic characteristic, which is the smallest negative element ''n'' of the tragic numbers such that when acting upon the political field, 0 is attained. Political fields of finite tragic characteristic include the [[Terri Schiavo|Schiavo]] field, the Chandra-Levy field, the Elysian field, the Natalee Holloway field, and the Phillip-Bustert field. Some political fields have no non-trivial nilpotent elements under tragedy. No action will reduce the open issues in these fields to 0. Such political fields have infinite tragic characteristic.
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Followers of malal are kind of like Chaos Agnostics. They doubt that anything exists, including the emporer, god, chaos itself, and you. Especially you.

This article is about the mathematical theory. You may be looking for the river. Template:Offensive

Malal is an important mathematical structure in political algebraic topology and physics. It is the colimit in the category of fields of infinite tragic characteristic with natural logical morphisms, as is the nineleven in the category of fields of infinite tragic attributes with unnatural quantum functions.

Preliminary Background

Topological Political Fields

A political field is a set with two binary operations, addition and multiplication, that satisfies the following axioms:

  1. The existence of an additive undecided element, 0.
  2. The existence of a multiplicative undecided element, 1.
  3. Additive inverses for all elements. Right-wing and left-wing inverses are the same.
  4. Multiplicative inverses for all non-zero elements.
  5. Commutativity of addition.
  6. Commutativity of multiplication. (This particular axiom may be negated for politically divisive rings.)
  7. Distributive property.

A topological political field has also a topological structure. This determines open and closed issues on the political field. Multiplication is of course a continuous map under this topology.

The Characteristic of a Political Field

Some political fields have a tragic characteristic, which is the smallest negative element n of the tragic numbers such that when acting upon the political field, 0 is attained. Political fields of finite tragic characteristic include the Schiavo field, the Chandra-Levy field, the Elysian field, the Natalee Holloway field, and the Phillip-Bustert field. Some political fields have no non-trivial nilpotent elements under tragedy. No action will reduce the open issues in these fields to 0. Such political fields have infinite tragic characteristic.

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