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{{topquote|I am Rylanor of the Emperor's Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host, and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all! I reject you now and always!|Ancient Rylanor's last words to his Primarch}}
{{topquote|I am Rylanor of the Emperor's Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host, and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all! I reject you now and always!|Ancient Rylanor's last words to his Primarch}}
Rylanor was the Ancient of Rites of the [[Emperor's Children]] prior to the [[Horus Heresy]]. He was interred in a [[Dreadnought#Contemptor Pattern|Dreadnought]] sarcophagus following a fight with the [[Eldar|pointy ears people.]] He fought alongside the Loyalists on [[Battle of Istvaan III|Istvaan III]], and was presumed slain, only being rediscovered alive millennia later.  
Rylanor was the Ancient of Rites of the [[Emperor's Children]] prior to the [[Horus Heresy]]. He was interred in a [[Dreadnought#Contemptor Pattern|Dreadnought]] sarcophagus following a fight with the [[Eldar|pointy ears people.]] He fought alongside the Loyalists on [[Battle of Isstvan III|Isstvan III]], and was presumed slain, only being rediscovered alive millennia later.  


His loyalty to [[The God-Emperor of Mankind|Big E]] was so strong that not only did he nope'd his gene-father's offer to join [[Chaos]] (bear in mind that [[Fulgrim]] has enormous charisma that is jacked up on steroids by Daemonic shenanigans) but he even made THREE [[Thousand Sons]] sorcerers pull the middle finger on Fulgrim and let a virus bomb cook Istvaan III for a second time, killing Rylanor, and the three Thousand Sons, but also fucking over Fulgrim's pride. Seriously, he made Fulgrim lose pride. FULGRIM. THE LITERAL PERSONIFCATION OF PRIDE.  
His loyalty to [[The God-Emperor of Mankind|Big E]] was so strong that not only did he nope'd his gene-father's offer to join [[Chaos]] (bear in mind that [[Fulgrim]] has enormous charisma that is jacked up on steroids by Daemonic shenanigans) but he even made THREE [[Thousand Sons]] sorcerers pull the middle finger on Fulgrim and let a virus bomb cook Isstvan III for a second time, killing Rylanor, and the three Thousand Sons, but also fucking over Fulgrim's pride. Seriously, he made Fulgrim lose pride. FULGRIM. THE LITERAL PERSONIFCATION OF PRIDE.  


Yes, waiting 10,000 years just to shove it in Fulgrim's face was definitely worth it.
Yes, waiting 10,000 years just to shove it in Fulgrim's face was definitely worth it.

Revision as of 05:35, 25 August 2022

"I am Rylanor of the Emperor's Children, Ancient of Rites, Venerable of the Palatine Host, and proud servant of the Emperor of Mankind, beloved by all! I reject you now and always!"

– Ancient Rylanor's last words to his Primarch

Rylanor was the Ancient of Rites of the Emperor's Children prior to the Horus Heresy. He was interred in a Dreadnought sarcophagus following a fight with the pointy ears people. He fought alongside the Loyalists on Isstvan III, and was presumed slain, only being rediscovered alive millennia later.

His loyalty to Big E was so strong that not only did he nope'd his gene-father's offer to join Chaos (bear in mind that Fulgrim has enormous charisma that is jacked up on steroids by Daemonic shenanigans) but he even made THREE Thousand Sons sorcerers pull the middle finger on Fulgrim and let a virus bomb cook Isstvan III for a second time, killing Rylanor, and the three Thousand Sons, but also fucking over Fulgrim's pride. Seriously, he made Fulgrim lose pride. FULGRIM. THE LITERAL PERSONIFCATION OF PRIDE.

Yes, waiting 10,000 years just to shove it in Fulgrim's face was definitely worth it.

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