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If not for [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], '''Mad Dok Grotsnik''' would probably be dead by now (Vice versa is also true, however). The [[Ork]] equivalent of the Team Fortress 2 Medic, this madman (or madork) cares for nothing more than perfecting the art of 'serjery'. Due to constant bionic upgrades and such, he's now more demented than ever. In particular, his start of madness started after some pissed off nobs killed him and his gretchen aids managed to resuscitate him.  While an impressive feat for gretchen, they were gretchen, so yea. Just like with the Medic, any actual healing that this lunatic grants you is [[Grimdark|<i>simply a fortunate side-effect</i>]]. The only reason he's still allowed to keep doing his thing is because he's the one who patched Ghazghkull's skull with adamantium after it got blasted apart by a lucky Bolter round. In return, Ghazghkull was grateful not just for Grotsnik saving his life, but also because the surgery gave him the famous vision by [[Gork]] and [[Mork]] to conquer the galaxy.
If not for [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], '''Mad Dok Grotsnik''' would probably be dead by now (Vice versa is also true, however). The [[Ork]] equivalent of the Team Fortress 2 Medic, this madman (or madork) cares for nothing more than perfecting the art of 'serjery'. Due to constant bionic upgrades and such, he's now more demented than ever. In particular, his start of madness started after some Nobz saw that the new Warboss was a dead hard killing machine after this guy welded his skull back together with adamantium. They decided they liked the idea, and all the Nobz in the settlement came to him for the same treatment. Grotsnik decided he might want some insurance when the Nobz realized that a metal skull doesn't equate to being blessed by Gork and Mork, and for leverage he hid a grenade under each new skull he fitted. Pissed off when they found out, the Nobz killed him, and Grotsnik's gretchen aids managed to resuscitate him.  While an impressive feat for gretchen, they were gretchen, so they didn't actually do that great of a job when they worked out how to reassemble his brain pan. Back from the dead, if a little worse for wear, Grotsnik celebrated [[Grimdark|with fireworks]] to show that ''you don't fuck with Grotsnik!''
 
Just like with the Medic, any actual healing that this lunatic grants you is [[Grimdark|<i>simply a fortunate side-effect</i>]]. The only reason he's still allowed to keep doing his thing is because he's the one who patched Ghazghkull's skull with adamantium after it got blasted apart by a lucky Bolter round. In return, Ghazghkull was grateful not just for Grotsnik saving his life, but also because the surgery gave him the famous vision by [[Gork]] and [[Mork]] to conquer the galaxy.


Grotsnik actually has a seat on Ghaz's inner council and Ghaz still lets him operate on him.  Every once in a while, Grotsnik is actually lucid and sane, and during these moments he's both a smart doctor and a good advisor that's actually saved Ghaz's life on several other occassions. That the mad doctor suspiciously becomes sane when Ghaz needs him for something really lends weight to Ghaz's claim that Gork and Mork are watching over him.
Grotsnik actually has a seat on Ghaz's inner council and Ghaz still lets him operate on him.  Every once in a while, Grotsnik is actually lucid and sane, and during these moments he's both a smart doctor and a good advisor that's actually saved Ghaz's life on several other occassions. That the mad doctor suspiciously becomes sane when Ghaz needs him for something really lends weight to Ghaz's claim that Gork and Mork are watching over him.


On the tabletop, he can make any unit Fearless, and grants it Feel No Pain as well. He can even upgrade another squad with Cybork bodies, including Meganobz. The best bit stem from the fact that he's One Scalpel Short of a Medpack (no, like, that's the rule's actual name), which means his squad gives them rampage, the prohibitively expensive cost of him upgrading a squad of regular Orks (he's much better with mega-nobs cuz they're more likely to be out-numbered) and the rule that he's not allowed to leave units by default.
On the tabletop, he can make any unit Fearless, and grants it Feel No Pain as well. He can even upgrade another squad with Cybork bodies, including Meganobz. The best bit stem from the fact that he's One Scalpel Short of a Medpack (no, like, that's the rule's actual name), which means his gives his squad rampage, the prohibitively expensive cost of him upgrading a squad of regular Orks (he's much better with mega-nobs cuz they're more likely to be out-numbered) and the rule that he's not allowed to leave units by default.


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Revision as of 00:00, 20 December 2016

If not for Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, Mad Dok Grotsnik would probably be dead by now (Vice versa is also true, however). The Ork equivalent of the Team Fortress 2 Medic, this madman (or madork) cares for nothing more than perfecting the art of 'serjery'. Due to constant bionic upgrades and such, he's now more demented than ever. In particular, his start of madness started after some Nobz saw that the new Warboss was a dead hard killing machine after this guy welded his skull back together with adamantium. They decided they liked the idea, and all the Nobz in the settlement came to him for the same treatment. Grotsnik decided he might want some insurance when the Nobz realized that a metal skull doesn't equate to being blessed by Gork and Mork, and for leverage he hid a grenade under each new skull he fitted. Pissed off when they found out, the Nobz killed him, and Grotsnik's gretchen aids managed to resuscitate him. While an impressive feat for gretchen, they were gretchen, so they didn't actually do that great of a job when they worked out how to reassemble his brain pan. Back from the dead, if a little worse for wear, Grotsnik celebrated with fireworks to show that you don't fuck with Grotsnik!

Just like with the Medic, any actual healing that this lunatic grants you is simply a fortunate side-effect. The only reason he's still allowed to keep doing his thing is because he's the one who patched Ghazghkull's skull with adamantium after it got blasted apart by a lucky Bolter round. In return, Ghazghkull was grateful not just for Grotsnik saving his life, but also because the surgery gave him the famous vision by Gork and Mork to conquer the galaxy.

Grotsnik actually has a seat on Ghaz's inner council and Ghaz still lets him operate on him. Every once in a while, Grotsnik is actually lucid and sane, and during these moments he's both a smart doctor and a good advisor that's actually saved Ghaz's life on several other occassions. That the mad doctor suspiciously becomes sane when Ghaz needs him for something really lends weight to Ghaz's claim that Gork and Mork are watching over him.

On the tabletop, he can make any unit Fearless, and grants it Feel No Pain as well. He can even upgrade another squad with Cybork bodies, including Meganobz. The best bit stem from the fact that he's One Scalpel Short of a Medpack (no, like, that's the rule's actual name), which means his gives his squad rampage, the prohibitively expensive cost of him upgrading a squad of regular Orks (he's much better with mega-nobs cuz they're more likely to be out-numbered) and the rule that he's not allowed to leave units by default.


Ork Gitz and Bosses
From da canon: The Beast - Boss Snikrot - Boss Zagstruk - Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
Grukk Face-Rippa - Mad Dok Grotsnik - Makari - Mek Boss Buzgob
Mozgrod Skragbad - Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub - Old Zogwort - Orkimedes
Tuska Daemon-Killa - Wazdakka Gutsmek - Zhadsnark da Rippa - Zodgrod Wortsnagga
Kaptin Badrukk - Herman von Strab - Ufthak Blackhawk
From da gamez: Brikkfist - Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter - Kaptin Bluddflagg - Grimskull
Mister Nailbrain - Orkamungus - Spookums - Stupid