Macha

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Poor Macha.

Macha is an Eldar Farseer from Dawn of War. She can never get laid. She is alternately friends with or the sister of Taldeer. If she is a sister, she's another daughter of Eldrad along with Taldeer. We're a little shaky on these things. Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked.

She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.

Later developments brought about the discovery that Macha is destined to be with the Emprah,HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LOOK AT MY BRIDE'S NAKED BODY!! *BLAM* but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or the fact that she doesn't know about it at all and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is literally the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen.

For a while, she died- but- she she got better (she was only a little dead). /tg/ has since brought her back.

Macha has had sex, frequently in fact, but it has always been with a Callidus Assassin mascarading as someone or another. While initially traumatizing for her, Macha has accepted this fact and views the unnamed Callidus as her sort-of girlfriend. Whether this makes Macha a lesbian or not, considering that the Callidus always takes male form when they interact, is up for debate.

But we all know that old Gabe is the only one who fucked her. Strange, but there is no art about this glorious event.

Stories Featuring Macha

• Imber
• The Ever Virgin

See Also

• Caerys, another farseer
• Gabriel Angelos, Macha's newest crush who may *CHICK-CHICK* or may not have bedded her after the events of Dow I.
• Callidus, Macha's stalker that keeps tricking her into thinking she's getting it on with a guy... EVERYDAY. And she falls for it... EVERYTIME.
• Machas Vacation

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  She's our favourite Sexy Loser

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  This pic has Macha, boobs, whiskey, porno, heresy, a natural twenty, xenos love, the Emperor, a fallen paladin of sorts, chainmail on the armor on the floor, and -4 STR. The Emperor himself knows not what to make of this.

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  Macha encounters the faptau

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  Over-reacting much?

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  Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work

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  Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender momment

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  This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR

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  Macha meets Chris-Chan.

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  You better BELIEVE IT.

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