Macha

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Poor Macha.

Macha is an Eldar Farseer from Dawn of War. She can never get laid. She is alternately friends with or the sister of Taldeer. If she is a sister, she's another daughter of Eldrad along with Taldeer. We're a little shaky on these things. Usually depicted to be mostly reasonable, outside of relationship matters where she falls into a self pitying, whiny wreck concerning her virginity. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to pictures of her naked.

She can be distinguished from other Eldar by her cheek lines and red hair.

Later developments brought about the discovery that Macha is destined to be with the Emprah,HOW FUCKING DARE YOU LOOK AT MY BRIDE'S NAKED BODY!! but due to Eldrad dickery these two will continue being a virgin and comatose corpse-god, respectively. There are also conflicting opinions on whether Macha is actually saving herself for the Emperor and choosing to be a virgin, or the fact that she doesn't know about it at all and is constantly frustrated as to why she fails to get laid when her body is literally the hottest piece of ass this grimdark universe has ever seen.

For a while, she died- but- she she got better (she was only a little dead). /tg/ has since brought her back.

Stories Featuring Macha

• Imber
• The Ever Virgin

See Also

• Caerys, another farseer
• Gabriel Angelos, Macha's newest crush
• Callidus, Macha's stalker that keeps tricking her into thinking she's getting it on with a guy... EVERYDAY. And she falls for it... EVERYTIME.
• Machas Vacation

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She's our favourite Sexy Loser File:Macha 2.jpg This pic has Macha, boobs, whiskey, porno, heresy, a natural twenty, xenos love, the Emperor, a fallen paladin of sorts, chainmail on the armor on the floor, and -4 STR. Macha encounters the faptau Over-reacting much? Plus Four Str Macha arriving home after a long days work Macha and Callidus Wife sharing a tender momment This would be cute if Macha wasn't +4 STR