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'''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games. | '''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games. | ||
Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of [[Neckbeards]]. | Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of [[Neckbeards]]. [[Games Workshop]] has two Battle Bunkers in the US. They are located in Los Angeles (Westminster) and Washington DC (Bowie, MD). If you call either of these stores your LGS, we envy you. | ||
==Don't know if you have one?== | ==Don't know if you have one?== | ||
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===Non-english-speaking FLGSs=== | ===Non-english-speaking FLGSs=== | ||
*[http://dragonslair.eu/ For neckbeards from the north. There be dragons, too.] | *[http://dragonslair.eu/ For neckbeards from the north. There be dragons, too.] | ||
[[Category:Gamer Slang]] | [[Category:Gamer Slang]] | ||
Revision as of 13:35, 12 March 2015
The Local Game Store (LGS) is whichever store a neckbeard goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic rules lawyers, preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.
Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of Neckbeards. Games Workshop has two Battle Bunkers in the US. They are located in Los Angeles (Westminster) and Washington DC (Bowie, MD). If you call either of these stores your LGS, we envy you.
Don't know if you have one?
- For all your WotC needs.
- Britfags, Warhammer is calling you.
- MURIKA, AWW YEAR!
- Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.
- Cthulhu prefers long-distance
- Something humorous; White Wolf