Local Game Store

Support your local Store.

The Local Game Store (LGS) is whichever store a neckbeard goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic rules lawyers, preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.

Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of Neckbeards. Gays Wankshop only has four Battle Bunkers in all of the US (WTF?! due to not being an American company). If they had more, the probably wouldn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator, or hike up their prices, but nobody can know for sure. Either way, they are located in Seattle (Bellevue) (CLOSED), Los Angeles (Westminster), Chicago (Downers Grove) (CLOSED AND MOVED TO SMALLER SHOP), and Washington, DC (Bowie, MD). If you call any of these stores your LGS, we envy you.

Don't know if you have one?

• For all your WotC needs.
• Britfags, Warhammer is calling you.
• MURIKA, AWW YEAR!
• Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.
• Cthulhu prefers long-distance
• Something humorous; White Wolf

Non-english-speaking FLGSs

• For neckbeards from the north. There be dragons, too.