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'''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games. | '''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games. | ||
Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of [[Neckbeards]]. [[Games Workshop|Geims Werkshoop]] only has ''three'' Battle Bunkers in all of the US (WTF?!). If they had more, the probably wouldn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator, or hike up their prices, but nobody can know for sure. Either way, they are located in Seattle (Bellevue), Los Angeles (Westminster), and Chicago (Downers Grove). If you call any of these stores your LGS, we envy you. | Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of [[Neckbeards]]. [[Games Workshop|Geims Werkshoop]] only has ''three'' Battle Bunkers in all of the US (<s>WTF?!</s> due to not being an American company). If they had more, the probably wouldn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator, or hike up their prices, but nobody can know for sure. Either way, they are located in Seattle (Bellevue), Los Angeles (Westminster), and Chicago (Downers Grove). If you call any of these stores your LGS, we envy you. | ||
Revision as of 20:36, 14 June 2013
The Local Game Store (LGS) is whichever store a neckbeard goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic rules lawyers, preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.
Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of Neckbeards. Geims Werkshoop only has three Battle Bunkers in all of the US (WTF?! due to not being an American company). If they had more, the probably wouldn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator, or hike up their prices, but nobody can know for sure. Either way, they are located in Seattle (Bellevue), Los Angeles (Westminster), and Chicago (Downers Grove). If you call any of these stores your LGS, we envy you.