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*[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=findastore For all your WotC needs.] | *[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=findastore For all your WotC needs.] | ||
*[http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefinder/ Britfags, Warhammer is calling you.] | *[http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefinder/ Britfags, Warhammer is calling you.] | ||
*[http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/storelocator/search.jsp MURIKA AWW YEAR!] | *[http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/storelocator/search.jsp MURIKA, AWW YEAR!] | ||
*[http://www.sjgames.com/gamerfinder/ Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.] | *[http://www.sjgames.com/gamerfinder/ Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.] | ||
*[http://www.chaosium.com/storelocator/rsl_locatorservice.php Cthulhu prefers long-distance] | *[http://www.chaosium.com/storelocator/rsl_locatorservice.php Cthulhu prefers long-distance] | ||
*[http://www.white-wolf.com/retail/storefinder.php Something humorous; White Wolf] | *[http://www.white-wolf.com/retail/storefinder.php Something humorous; White Wolf] | ||
Revision as of 19:46, 20 December 2011
The Local Game Store (LGS) is whichever store a neckbeard goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic rules lawyers, preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.
Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of Neckbeards. Geims Werkshoop only has three Battle Bunkers in all of the US (WTF?!). If they had more, the probably wouldn't need to pander to the lowest common denominator, or hike up their prices, but nobody can know for sure. Either way, they are located in Seattle (Bellevue), Los Angeles (Westminster), and Chicago (Downers Grove). If you call any of these stores your LGS, we envy you.