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|Battle Cry = "Hydra Dominatus" or "For the Emperor!"... probably. | |Battle Cry = "Hydra Dominatus" or "For the Emperor!"... probably. | ||
|Number = XX, as far as we know... | |Number = XX, as far as we know... | ||
|Primarch = [[Alpharius]] [[Omegon]] | |Primarch = [[Alpharius]] [[Omegon]] ... probably | ||
|Original Homeworld = Ah... | |Original Homeworld = Ah... | ||
|Current Homeworld = Well... | |Current Homeworld = Well... | ||
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| Battle Cry | "Hydra Dominatus" or "For the Emperor!"... probably. | |
| Number | XX, as far as we know... | |
| Original Homeworld | Ah... | |
| Current Homeworld | Well... | |
| Primarch | Alpharius Omegon ... probably | |
| Champion | Er... | |
| Strength | Hmm... | |
| Specialty | Covert ops, strikes from all sides, utilizing cultists...I think? | |
| Allegiance | You see... | |
| Colours | Blue...sometimes. Maybe green? | |
The term is used by the heretical to refer to a mythical 20th Legion. It is nonsensical name, which proves it is a false story, since true priests of the Adeptus Ministorum would know 'alpha' is an ancient term meaning "first". But any such 20th Legion would have been the last to be discovered before the Horus Heresy. 'Alpha' is an old word meaning 'A' so the name Alpha Legion translates into 'A Legion' (heretic falsehoods are rarely original).
No such legion exists, nor has it ever existed. The remainder of this page is intentionally left blank. There is no need for you to read further, and if you feel any urges to read beyond this paragraph or if you have any suspicion that there is any text following, please consult your local Commissar for re-education.
Now that we've got that out of the way...
The Alpha Legion is the 20th and last Legion of the Adeptus Astartes from the Great Crusade, and were the last to find their Primarch, Alpharius. In part, this is because Horus was the first to find him, and kept him hidden from the Emperor and everyone else for some time. In retrospect, it probably should have been obvious that he was going to go full Chaos.
The Alpha Legion's BIG SECRET is, as you probably know, the fact that they have not one Primarch, but two - Alpharius and Omegon. Since the Emperor made all of the Primarchs, it's unclear how this would be a secret; surely he'd know that he made twenty-one Primarchs, not twenty.
Name
As with most lore, the Alpha Legion's name comes from religion (again not very original), in this case Christianity. The two Primarchs, Alpharius and Omegon, represent the line "I am the alpha and omega, the first and the last" but as Omegon is meant to be a secret the legion is named after Alpharius. If Omegon was to be known then the legion could possibly have been called the Omega Legion. Or in other words the "last" legion which conforms to your "needing sense in a name" thing. Adherents to this story make addle-minded claims that prove their insincerity. Such as all marines in this legion were surgically altered to look identical to the Primarch, or that the Emperor himself gave this Primarch command over campaign forces above that of the Lord Commander of the Imperial Army, even power fantasies such the existence of more than one primarch in this Legion, and other tall tales that defy belief. Most heretical of all is the claims that these Primarchs betrayed his holiness the Emperor of Mankind willingly without being corrupted by Chaos, which conveniently excuses their absence from the Eye of Terror and thus any observable evidence of their betrayal with the other traitor legions.
It has also been suggested that the Legion, their Primarch and their symbol may be based on the star Alphard, in the constellation of Hydra. What's more, Alphard means "the solitary one", but it has a much less bright star "hidden" behind it. If this was intended, considering that "Alpha Legion", "Alpharius" and the hydra motif have been around for a lot longer than Omegon has, it means that Games Workshop has been playing a very, very long game. Meta.
More about them
There are extremely persistent and consistent rumors that the most blessed Blood Ravens chapter of the holy Adeptus Astartes lead by Chapter Master Gabriel Angelos and assisted by the Librarian Isador Akios and the PDF and Imperial Guard lead by...someone...and the Eldar of Craftworld Biel-tan lead by Farseer Macha fought the mythical Alpha Legion lead by Chaos Lord Bale and Chaos Sorcerer Sindri Myr and an Orkish Waaagh! lead by the Warboss Orkamungus on the planet Tartarus (what a lovely name for a planet). Attempting to accuse the Blood Ravens of Heresy for spreading lies about fictional legions has universally ended in failure. The same applies to the Legion's alleged involvement in the events surrounding the Exterminatus of Typhon and Azariah Kyras' (almost) ascension to Daemonhood. We're not even going to mention the Metal Boxes incident in the Kaurava system... Also any relation between the Alpha legion and Tzeentch dogma is purely coincidental. But everyone agrees they are space terrorists, and probably al-Qaeda with a grimdark-startrek-feel.
Here are some of the things that we know about them:
- The Alpha legion invented the tyranids.
- The Alpha legion invented TEH EMPRA.
- The Alpha legion never existed.
- The Alpha legion is the only real warhammer 40,000 force, the rest are operatives dressed up.
- Alpharius was not killed. Rawbutt Girlyman was the one who died, and Alpharius disguised himself as him.
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
We wish their HMKids theme had had quotes from Sindri Myr, Lord Bale or Carron... Hey, maybe they could do a remake?
These stories are obvious and self-contradictory falsehoods, trash that pollutes the minds of the faithful. We apologize for any discomfort this wiki article may have caused you -- speak to your local Chaplain or Commissar if you require counseling. If you witness anyone spreading these harmful lies about a 20th Legion, immediately report the heretic to your local representative of the Inquisition or to your unit's commissar. If you happen to be the commissar and you witness yourself spreading these rumors, please report yourself to your bolt pistol.
(In all seriousness, we really, honestly DON'T have any clue what the fuck is up with the Alpha Legion because Games Workshop gives them so little fluff compared to the rest of the Traitor Legions, and even those few things we know might be a misinformation. And because that's part of their shtick)
Seriously, though, the Alpha Legion was basically an army of James Bond clones. No, really, that is how they fought. They were known for popping out of freaking nowhere and curbstomping the shit out of the enemy at the best possible moment (or worst, depending on whose side you were on). The Alpha Legion was also known to have a training doctrine that actually matches the idea of a super-soldier. That is, they trained all their marines in how to use all their equipment and weapons instead of picking out individuals to be trained as specialists while not bothering to educate the others on the subject beyond the basics. Every Alpha Legionnaire was a fully capable Assault Marine, Devastator, Fast Attack (like speeders and bikes, etc.), leader (hence, the hydra, because you couldn't decapitate their command structure, someone equally competent would take the leaders' places), trained in the use of Terminator armor, masters of stealth and psychology, actually used their serfs for more than spit-shinning their boots, and did all of this while keeping each of their marines fully capable of matching a specialist from another Legion. This meant that the Alpha Legion was capable of having as many, or as few, specialist marines and vehicles as they wished to best complete any given mission at any time, tailored to each mission. Of course, that could all have been a trick, too... Anyway, Omegon supposedly lead the Alpha Legion's black-ops division, no one really knows who is who, though, so just consider "Alpharius" and "Omegon" to basically be titles, your head will hurt less. Yes, even they have special forces.
To make it clear - Alpha Legion combat doctrine does NOT revolves around being sneaky, like Raven Guard or Night Lords (though they certainly can be sneaky), but around information manipulation. Espionage, misinformation and secret agents are the visit cards of their operations. Alpha Legion wouldn't send space marines to sabotage crucial point of the enemy defence - instead they wold either send an undercover serfs (who are more suitable for stealth missions than 8-feet power-armoured supermen) or make their opponent believe they would attack somewhere else and then roflstomp their way through weakened defense lines as their enemy move more soldiers to reinforce points Alpha Legion wouldn't attack at all. These all could go to the scale of entire planets, systems or even sectors, as Alpha Legion was known to destruy entire space marine chapters and worlds through undercover agents infiltrated to their ranks or outmaneuver entire subsector fleet by meking them beleibe they would attack planet A, and then mercilessly crush nearby planet B, which was stripped off garrison to reinforce A's defence.