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== BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE ==
 
[[Image:Khorneflakes.jpg|thumb|right|Those aren't strawberries.]]
[[Image:Khorneflakes.jpg|thumb|right|Those aren't strawberries.]]


Chaos god of violence, war, battle, hate and [[rage]]. He is also the world's biggest cornflake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them! He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back in the days when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and/or blasting them with a massive gun. Then [[Gav Thorpe]] went and assraped the Chaos codex. Now he's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. [[Kharn]] is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. His followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of [[Rip and tear|tearing shit up]] and being overcome with blood lust.
<div style="text-align:center;font-size:1.25em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em">“Blood for the Blood God; Skulls for the Skull Throne!”</div>


Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades, however since [[Imperium|hyoomanz]] aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense).
'''Khorne''' is the [[Chaos God]] of violence, war, battle, hate and [[rage]]. He is also the world's biggest corn flake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and/or blasting them with a massive gun. Then [[Gav Thorpe]] went and assraped the [[Chaos]] codex. Now Khorne's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. [[Kharn]] is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. Khorne's followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of [[Rip and tear|tearing shit up]] and being overcome with blood lust.


Khorne loathes Slaanesh, as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. <strike>Evidence supports Khorne being Tsundere for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood god a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together.</strike>  '''[[Rage|WHEN I HAVE REMOVED THE WRITER'S EMPTY HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJECT HIM TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!''']]
Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades. However, since [[Imperium|hyoomanz]] aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense).


In Warhammer Fantasy, Khorne has a personal sex slave called Valkia the Bloody. Valkia and Khorne's sickfuckery begins when the aforementioned ugly bitch somehow managed to 'defeat' a greater daemon and [[FAIL|tried]] to deliver it's head to Khorne. Because whatever steroids she used to cheat during that fight wore off, she died in the Realm of Chaos. Khorne, needing some evidence to prove that he wasn't gay, (given his preference for massive, hairy, muscular old men in heavy armor as his champions and his brief yet lustful affair With Billy Mays) took the bitch as his personal BDSM sex slave. The rest, as they say, is history.
Khorne loathes [[Slaanesh]], as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. <strike>Evidence supports Khorne being ''[[wikipedia:Tsundere|tsundere]]'' for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood God a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together.</strike>  '''[[Rage|WHEN I HAVE REMOVED THE WRITER'S EMPTY HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJECT HIM TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!]]'''


In ''[[Warhammer Fantasy]]'', Khorne has a personal sex slave called [[Valkia the Bloody]]. Valkia and Khorne's sickfuckery begins when the aforementioned ugly bitch somehow managed to "defeat" a greater daemon and [[FAIL|tried]] to deliver it's head to Khorne. Because whatever steroids she used to cheat during that fight wore off, she died in the Realm of Chaos. Khorne, needing some evidence to prove that he wasn't gay (given his preference for massive, hairy, muscular old men in heavy armor as his champions and his brief yet lustful affair with [[wikipedia:Billy Mays|Billy Mays]]), took the bitch as his personal BDSM sex slave. The rest, as they say, is history.


==Fun Khorne facts==


== Fun Khorne facts! ==
* His tongues of Chaos name is Kharneth, and I suppose it still is.


8. His tongues of Chaos name is Kharneth, and I suppose it still is.
* Khorne is gay for Billy Mays (He needs the OxyClean to clean up all the blood!)


8. Khorne is gay for Billy Mays (He needs the OxyClean to clean up all the blood!)
* In truth, the [[Angry Marines]] are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. <strike>LIEZ! They eat it every day! Which is why they were Exterminatus'd for being heretics.</strike> <strike>'''BLAM! Heresy!'''</strike> '''FUCK YOU COMMISSAR! FUCK YOU!'''


8. In truth, the Angry Marines are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. <strike>LIEZ! They eat it every day! Which is why they were Exterminatus'd for being Heretics.</strike> <strike>'''BLAM! Heresy!'''</strike> '''FUCK YOU COMMISSAR! FUCK YOU!'''
* Khorne wields a greatsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor.


8. Khorne wields a Greatsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor.
* Khorne wears rings made from the skulls of usurper war gods on his hands.


8. Wears rings on his hands made from the skulls of usurper war gods.
* Khorne is the strongest Chaos God, and also the first to become sentient (although [[Nurgle]] is the oldest).  


8. Khorne is the strongest Chaos God, and also the first to become sentient (although Nurgle is the oldest).  
* Khorne does it for the lulz.


8. Khorne does it for the lulz.
* His sacred number is eight.


8. His sacred number is eight.
* The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof.


8. The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof.
* Khorne invented the first tool of hitting stuff to allow humans to contribute to his throne, which at the time was known as the Skull Chair.


8. Khorne invented the first tool of hitting stuff to allow humans to contribute to his throne, which at the time was known as the Skull Chair.
* It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK.


8. It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK.
* Liberal hippy-dippy peaceniks want you to believe all conservatives are cultists of Khorne.


8. Liberal hippy-dippy peaceniks want you to believe all conservatives are cultists of Khorne.
* He farted 5 miles under Haiti. I think we all know what happened next.


8. He farted 5 miles under haiti. I think we all know what happened next.
* Khorne's favorite music is '''DEATH METAL!!!'''


8. Khorne's favorite music is '''DEATH METAL!!!'''
* Khorne is best buddies with Nurgle


8. Khorne is Best Buddies with Nurgle
* Khorne did WTC, and is, therefore, a Jew.


8. Khorne did WTC, and is therefore, a Jew.
* Khorne likes Nurgle because of his cooking and they are often seen working together at the annual [[Warp]] Cook-off. This is because Nurgle is the only Chaos God that cooks nice shit... Even if what he cooks has bits of his own intestine mixed in.


7. Khorne likes Nurgle because of his cooking and are often seen working together at the annual Warp Cook-off, this is because Nurgle is the only Chaos God that cooks nice shit..  Even if what he cooks has bits of his own intestine mixed in.
* Khorne beat the [[Empra]] in an arm wrestling match.


8. Khorne beat the Emprah in an arm wrestling match.
* The [[Nightbringer]] is Khorne's bitch.


8. The Nightbringer is Khorne's bitch.
* KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!


==Gallery==


== KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS! ==
* [http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Khorne.jpg HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM] in ''Warhammer Fantasy'' (yes, I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception)
* [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/4/44/Khornelook.jpg AND ANOTHER ONE!]


[http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Khorne.jpg HERE'S] A PICTURE OF HIM in Warhammer Fantasy 
Yes, I know, you probably enjoyed your own prior conception.
AND ANOTHER ONE! [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/4/44/Khornelook.jpg]
==Gallery==
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers off the battlefield.
Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne's followers off the battlefield.
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffels for the blood god!
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffels for the Blood God!
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon.  
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.  
Image:Cultist-chan28.jpg|Khorne cultist
Image:Cultist-chan28.jpg|Khorne cultist.
Image:khorneberserker.png|Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. lulz.
Image:khorneberserker.png|Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. Lulz.
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.
Image:Serving_Gods_Khorne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg|Cultist-Chan, being a [[troll|Jew]].
Image:Serving_Gods_Khorne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg|Cultist-chan, being a [[troll|Jew]].
</gallery>
</gallery>


==See also==


==See Also==
*[[Brass]]
*[[Brass]]
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne, also Primarch of World eaters
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne, also Primarch of World eaters
*[[World eaters]]
*[[World eaters]]
*[[Kharn|Kharn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around with.
*[[Kharn|Kharn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around with.




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Those aren't strawberries.
“Blood for the Blood God; Skulls for the Skull Throne!”

Khorne is the Chaos God of violence, war, battle, hate and rage. He is also the world's biggest corn flake producer and likes to have BLOOD with them. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and/or blasting them with a massive gun. Then Gav Thorpe went and assraped the Chaos codex. Now Khorne's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. Kharn is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. Khorne's followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of tearing shit up and being overcome with blood lust.

Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades. However, since hyoomanz aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense).

Khorne loathes Slaanesh, as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. Evidence supports Khorne being tsundere for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood God a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together. WHEN I HAVE REMOVED THE WRITER'S EMPTY HEAD FROM HIS SHOULDERS, KHORNE WILL SUBJECT HIM TO UNPARALLELED SUFFERING FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!

In Warhammer Fantasy, Khorne has a personal sex slave called Valkia the Bloody. Valkia and Khorne's sickfuckery begins when the aforementioned ugly bitch somehow managed to "defeat" a greater daemon and tried to deliver it's head to Khorne. Because whatever steroids she used to cheat during that fight wore off, she died in the Realm of Chaos. Khorne, needing some evidence to prove that he wasn't gay (given his preference for massive, hairy, muscular old men in heavy armor as his champions and his brief yet lustful affair with Billy Mays), took the bitch as his personal BDSM sex slave. The rest, as they say, is history.

Fun Khorne facts

  • His tongues of Chaos name is Kharneth, and I suppose it still is.
  • Khorne is gay for Billy Mays (He needs the OxyClean to clean up all the blood!)
  • In truth, the Angry Marines are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. LIEZ! They eat it every day! Which is why they were Exterminatus'd for being heretics. BLAM! Heresy! FUCK YOU COMMISSAR! FUCK YOU!
  • Khorne wields a greatsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor.
  • Khorne wears rings made from the skulls of usurper war gods on his hands.
  • Khorne is the strongest Chaos God, and also the first to become sentient (although Nurgle is the oldest).
  • Khorne does it for the lulz.
  • His sacred number is eight.
  • The Internet is for Khorne. This page is proof.
  • Khorne invented the first tool of hitting stuff to allow humans to contribute to his throne, which at the time was known as the Skull Chair.
  • It is a well known fact that the two Bush people worshiped Khorne, as did JFK.
  • Liberal hippy-dippy peaceniks want you to believe all conservatives are cultists of Khorne.
  • He farted 5 miles under Haiti. I think we all know what happened next.
  • Khorne's favorite music is DEATH METAL!!!
  • Khorne is best buddies with Nurgle
  • Khorne did WTC, and is, therefore, a Jew.
  • Khorne likes Nurgle because of his cooking and they are often seen working together at the annual Warp Cook-off. This is because Nurgle is the only Chaos God that cooks nice shit... Even if what he cooks has bits of his own intestine mixed in.
  • Khorne beat the Empra in an arm wrestling match.
  • KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!

Gallery

  • Khorne's followers off the battlefield.

    Khorne's followers off the battlefield.

  • Waffels for the Blood God!

    Waffels for the Blood God!

  • Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.

    Khorne's trainers prefer violent Pokémon.

  • Khorne cultist.

    Khorne cultist.

  • Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. Lulz.

    Would have been a somewhat adequate picture, had they taken the right photographs of the actual Berzerkers. Lulz.

  • Mark of Khorne.

    Mark of Khorne.

  • Cultist-chan, being a Jew.

    Cultist-chan, being a Jew.

See also


The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy
Four Main Chaos Gods: Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch
Other Gods of Chaos: Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle
Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin
Chaos Gods of Law: Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger
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