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== BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD | == BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE == | ||
Chaos god of violence, hate and rage. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back in the days when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and blasting them with a massive gun. Then [[Gav Thorpe]] went and assraped the Chaos codex. Now he's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. [[Kharn]] is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. His followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of [[Rip and tear|tearing shit up]] and being overcome with blood lust. | |||
Khorne loathes Slaanesh, as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. Evidence supports Khorne being Tsundere for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood god a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together. | |||
Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades, however since | Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades, however since [[Imperium|hyoomanz]] aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense). | ||
Fun Khorne facts! | == Fun Khorne facts! == | ||
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In truth, the Angry Marines are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. | In truth, the Angry Marines are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes. | ||
Khorne wields a broadsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor. | |||
Wears rings on his hands made from the skulls of usurper war gods. | Wears rings on his hands made from the skulls of usurper war gods. | ||
Everyone knows that Khorne ate God and Allah and is masquerading as both, manipulating Amerikkka and the Sand Monkeys to please him with rivers of blood. | Everyone knows that Khorne ate God and Allah and is masquerading as both, manipulating [[Amerikkka]] and the [[Sand Monkeys]] to please him with rivers of blood. | ||
== KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS! == | |||
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Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon. | Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon. | ||
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD; SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Chaos god of violence, hate and rage. He used to be about war in all its aspects, including martial honor (which some neckbeards still cling to), back in the days when power was gained by hacking off people's heads with an axe and blasting them with a massive gun. Then Gav Thorpe went and assraped the Chaos codex. Now he's just a loony who likes killing everything, though it has been said that he sends his bloodhounds after anyone who harms the innocent. Kharn is Khorne's champion, and despite everything he's pretty fun to be around. His followers are often characterized by a two dimensional love of tearing shit up and being overcome with blood lust.
Khorne loathes Slaanesh, as Slaanesh is about living it up, while Khorne is about TEARING IT THE FUCK DOWN. Evidence supports Khorne being Tsundere for Slaanesh, as once the Lord of Excess gave the Blood god a cup, and ever since he has EXPLODED IT WITH HATE only to pick it back up and try and put it back together.
Khorne was said to have originated during the Crusades, however since hyoomanz aren't the only things that are sentient, there is some speculation as to the truth of this (the war in heaven makes more sense).
Fun Khorne facts!
Originally was called Kharneth
In truth, the Angry Marines are about as Khornate as Khorne flakes.
Khorne wields a broadsword instead of an axe, and wears black armor.
Wears rings on his hands made from the skulls of usurper war gods.
Everyone knows that Khorne ate God and Allah and is masquerading as both, manipulating Amerikkka and the Sand Monkeys to please him with rivers of blood.
KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS!
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Khorne's trainers prefer violent pokémon.
