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He´s a big red fancy prancy looking demon thing who was once the eldars god of war. Nowadays he´s splitted up into over 9000 pieces, each of them a little avatar of his former strength. | He´s a big red fancy prancy looking demon thing who was once the eldars god of war. Nowadays he´s splitted up into over 9000 pieces, each of them a little avatar of his former strength. | ||
==Myths== | |||
Many ages ago, Khaine heard the Eldar would kill him from a prophetic chick. Khaine decided to murder all the Eldar but the other gods decided to make a barrier between gods and mortals in order to stop him from killing the galaxy. Isha, mother of the Eldar race and future waifu of [[Nurgle]], didn't like this and made the spirit stones to talk with her children. Khaine found out and punished her for breaking the laws of the gods by torturing her. This dude Vaul, the ultimate smith, was like "Hey you are being a douche to her" and Khaine said "I'll let her go if you make 100 master crafted swords for me". Vaul did but there was no time to make the 100th so he put in a normal sword. Khaine found out and started a hugeass war. Vaul finally made the 100th sword, Anaris, the best sword in the fucking universe, and decided to fight Khaine. Khaine kicked his ass and the Eldar hero Anaris took Anaris and started fighting Khaine before being killed himself. The chief god Asuryan was like "Enough of this shit" and ended the war, cursing Khaine so his hand always dripped with the blood of Eldanesh. And that is why he is known as Kaela Mensha Khaine, for Kaela Mensha means bloody handed in Eldar. | |||
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He´s a big red fancy prancy looking demon thing who was once the eldars god of war. Nowadays he´s splitted up into over 9000 pieces, each of them a little avatar of his former strength.
Myths
Many ages ago, Khaine heard the Eldar would kill him from a prophetic chick. Khaine decided to murder all the Eldar but the other gods decided to make a barrier between gods and mortals in order to stop him from killing the galaxy. Isha, mother of the Eldar race and future waifu of Nurgle, didn't like this and made the spirit stones to talk with her children. Khaine found out and punished her for breaking the laws of the gods by torturing her. This dude Vaul, the ultimate smith, was like "Hey you are being a douche to her" and Khaine said "I'll let her go if you make 100 master crafted swords for me". Vaul did but there was no time to make the 100th so he put in a normal sword. Khaine found out and started a hugeass war. Vaul finally made the 100th sword, Anaris, the best sword in the fucking universe, and decided to fight Khaine. Khaine kicked his ass and the Eldar hero Anaris took Anaris and started fighting Khaine before being killed himself. The chief god Asuryan was like "Enough of this shit" and ended the war, cursing Khaine so his hand always dripped with the blood of Eldanesh. And that is why he is known as Kaela Mensha Khaine, for Kaela Mensha means bloody handed in Eldar.