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'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).
[[File:Karanak.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Khorne's goodest boy]]


They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.
{{Topquote|I'm the dog, the big bad dog. I'm the dog, the bounty hunter.|Ozzy Osbourne, making a surprisingly accurate description of Karanak}}


== Forums ==
'''Karanak''' is a [[Flesh Hound]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. Unlike normal Flesh Hounds, he has three heads which apparently allow him to track his prey's trails in space and time, as well as their thoughts. Basically, if for some reason this super-Cerberus decides to come after you, you're pretty boned. Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows, but he is still a god of honor. Offer him a skull from an unworthy kill in tribute, and he will send his favorite dog after you.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


== Events ==
==On the Tabletop==
The VINESAUCE gaming events that The GRAND DAD Fugitives held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong homebrew scene.  These events would involve Tempus-Fugitives-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
Karanak acts as Khorne's other named Herald. Karanak gets to reroll all to-hit rolls and to-wound rolls against a character selected at the start of the game, grants his entire unit rage (hilarious on Bloodcrushers if they can make it in) and causes any psykers within 12" of him to peril whenever they roll doubles. He has Scout, like every Flesh Hound.  


In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.
Bizarrely, he isn'tnot part of the Khorne Daemonkin codex, despite his buddy [[Skulltaker]] making it in. It's anyone's guess as to why.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD Fugitives seem to have been most active between 2007 and 2013.
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* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)
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* '''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Revision as of 16:50, 7 February 2020

Khorne's goodest boy

"I'm the dog, the big bad dog. I'm the dog, the bounty hunter."

– Ozzy Osbourne, making a surprisingly accurate description of Karanak

Karanak is a Flesh Hound in the service of Khorne. Unlike normal Flesh Hounds, he has three heads which apparently allow him to track his prey's trails in space and time, as well as their thoughts. Basically, if for some reason this super-Cerberus decides to come after you, you're pretty boned. Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows, but he is still a god of honor. Offer him a skull from an unworthy kill in tribute, and he will send his favorite dog after you.

On the Tabletop

Karanak acts as Khorne's other named Herald. Karanak gets to reroll all to-hit rolls and to-wound rolls against a character selected at the start of the game, grants his entire unit rage (hilarious on Bloodcrushers if they can make it in) and causes any psykers within 12" of him to peril whenever they roll doubles. He has Scout, like every Flesh Hound.

Bizarrely, he isn'tnot part of the Khorne Daemonkin codex, despite his buddy Skulltaker making it in. It's anyone's guess as to why.

The Daemons of Chaos
Greater Daemons: An'ggrath
Skarbrand
Ka'bandha
Ku'Gath
Scabeiathrax
Ulkair
Rotigus
Dexcessa
N'kari
Shalaxi Helbane
Synessa
Zarakynel
Aetaos'Rau'Keres
Amon 'Chakai
Kairos Fateweaver
Madail
Vashtorr
Lesser Daemons: Karanak
Skulltaker
Epidemius
Horticulous Slimux
The Masque
Syll Lewdtongue
The Changeling
The Blue Scribes
Daemon Princes: Angron
Doombreed
Mazarall the Butcher
Samus
Valkia the Bloody
Bubonicus
Foulspawn
Mortarion
Azazel
Dechala
Fulgrim
Esske
Sigvald
Magnus the Red
Werner Flamefist
Skreech Verminking Be'lakor
God-Slayer
Lorgar
M'Kar
Perturabo