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[[Image:Kane Dance.gif|thumb|right|He's also very funky.]]Wants to be [[Holt]]'s lover. | |||
Also, leader of a badass terrorist organization called The Brotherhood of Nod. But no one on /tg/ cares about that ;_; | |||
KANE LIVES IN DEATH! | |||
KANE LIVES! | |||
PEACE THROUGH POWER! | |||
Are all acceptable [[Meme|memes]] to shout at random times, or if anyone ever mentions anything with the phonetic sound "Cane" in it, "blank lived, lives" etc., and any mention of peace or power. | |||
Rumored to be the original Kane from Cain and Abel. He enjoys [[Just as planned|plotting way ahead of time]] (plan came to fruition in 200x, started plotting circa the dawn of time), [[Paranoia|advising Soviets]], and hugging Ion Cannon beams. | |||
He has started about three wars now, and a number of other fights against [[GDI]]. After every war he seems to die, but always comes back with a lucky roll. | |||
[[Command and Conquer]] 4 sees a new side of Kane. Kane is a lot like that swell guy [[Kharn]], having a deeper prophetic and well-meaning side that is rarely revealed when he's leading the Brotherhood in global conquest to prepare for his ascension. The fact that he takes his loyal followers with him when he ascends (and wipes Earth clean of Tiberium, and shows regret for not being able to save the player character) probably testifies to the fact that had there been other ways to achieve his goals without killing so many eco-friendly GDI mind-slaves, he probably would have chosen the preferable alternative. But then there would be no C&C games, and to be fair, it contradicts the side of him Westwood and EA had spent the previous fifteen years, real-time, building up. | |||
But, Electronic Arts produced Command and Conquer 4, and like usual, they screwed the pooch, so take it all with a grain of salt. | |||
Like, say, they made him a fucking alien. Stupid, stupid, stupid. | |||
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Wants to be Holt's lover.
Also, leader of a badass terrorist organization called The Brotherhood of Nod. But no one on /tg/ cares about that ;_;
KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
KANE LIVES!
PEACE THROUGH POWER!
Are all acceptable memes to shout at random times, or if anyone ever mentions anything with the phonetic sound "Cane" in it, "blank lived, lives" etc., and any mention of peace or power.
Rumored to be the original Kane from Cain and Abel. He enjoys plotting way ahead of time (plan came to fruition in 200x, started plotting circa the dawn of time), advising Soviets, and hugging Ion Cannon beams.
He has started about three wars now, and a number of other fights against GDI. After every war he seems to die, but always comes back with a lucky roll.
Command and Conquer 4 sees a new side of Kane. Kane is a lot like that swell guy Kharn, having a deeper prophetic and well-meaning side that is rarely revealed when he's leading the Brotherhood in global conquest to prepare for his ascension. The fact that he takes his loyal followers with him when he ascends (and wipes Earth clean of Tiberium, and shows regret for not being able to save the player character) probably testifies to the fact that had there been other ways to achieve his goals without killing so many eco-friendly GDI mind-slaves, he probably would have chosen the preferable alternative. But then there would be no C&C games, and to be fair, it contradicts the side of him Westwood and EA had spent the previous fifteen years, real-time, building up.
But, Electronic Arts produced Command and Conquer 4, and like usual, they screwed the pooch, so take it all with a grain of salt.
Like, say, they made him a fucking alien. Stupid, stupid, stupid.