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Basically, this guy is a fuckold [[eldar]] who has followed the path of the Outcast for thousands of years. Over time he has grown fond of bright colors and bad jokes, thus has developed a clown fetish of massive proportions.
Basically, this guy is a fuckold [[eldar]] who has followed the path of the Outcast for thousands of years. Over time he has grown fond of bright colors and bad jokes, thus has developed a clown fetish of massive proportions.


He is supposedly looking for lost paths in the webway, which means that he has fostered powerful relations with the harlequins...(mostly the women), leaving thousands of bastards that are almost as badass in the ways of sniping and stealth as he is, known as pathfinders by their more pussy brethren, the lowly rangers. He has a string of broken hearts, pissed off exes, and baby mommas so long that it rivals [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]]' harem. It would be impressive except that its taken him a fuck billion times longer to do, [[Humanity Fuck Yeah|thus further cementing humanity's glory]]. On the other hand, Eldar women are probably slower to get into bed or serious relationships.
He is supposedly looking for lost paths in the webway, which means that he has fostered powerful relations with the harlequins...(mostly the women), leaving thousands of bastards that are almost as badass in the ways of sniping and stealth as he is, known as pathfinders by their more pussy brethren, the lowly rangers. He has a string of broken hearts, pissed off exes, and baby mommas so long that it rivals [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]]' harem. It would be impressive except that its taken him a fuck billion times longer to do, [[Humanity Fuck Yeah|thus further cementing humanity's glory]]. On the other hand, Eldar women are probably slower to get into bed or serious relationships (they do have slower gestation periods when they do get pregnant, and conception requires several bouts of intercourse).


Illic sometimes decides to give some of his knowledge of the webway to Craftworld Alaitoc, whose close ties to the Harlequins lures him in for the chance of getting some of that multicolored ass.  
Illic sometimes decides to give some of his knowledge of the webway to Craftworld Alaitoc, whose close ties to the Harlequins lures him in for the chance of getting some of that multicolored ass.  

Revision as of 07:22, 3 October 2014

Illic and his involvement in the Carnac Campaign in a nutshell.

Basically, this guy is a fuckold eldar who has followed the path of the Outcast for thousands of years. Over time he has grown fond of bright colors and bad jokes, thus has developed a clown fetish of massive proportions.

He is supposedly looking for lost paths in the webway, which means that he has fostered powerful relations with the harlequins...(mostly the women), leaving thousands of bastards that are almost as badass in the ways of sniping and stealth as he is, known as pathfinders by their more pussy brethren, the lowly rangers. He has a string of broken hearts, pissed off exes, and baby mommas so long that it rivals Vance Motherfucking Stubbs' harem. It would be impressive except that its taken him a fuck billion times longer to do, thus further cementing humanity's glory. On the other hand, Eldar women are probably slower to get into bed or serious relationships (they do have slower gestation periods when they do get pregnant, and conception requires several bouts of intercourse).

Illic sometimes decides to give some of his knowledge of the webway to Craftworld Alaitoc, whose close ties to the Harlequins lures him in for the chance of getting some of that multicolored ass.

The pathfinders whisper that Nightspear is supposed to be off preventing the cataclysm known in eldar legend as the Rhana Dandra, where all of the Phoenix Lords will gather and face their final deaths, but there are so many legends about him, (mostly about how he pursues dat space clown ass), that it is difficult to be sure of his intentions. Regardless, his presence on the battlefield is a great asset to Alaitoc, and he has ended conflicts with his ability to 360 no scope imperial generals, Necron lords, and various other enemies of the eldar with his rifle that can teleport people into the warp.

Forces of the Eldar
Heroes: Eldrad Ulthran - Illic Nightspear - Prince Yriel - Phoenix Lords
Command: Autarch - Avatar of Khaine - Exarch - Yncarne
Farseer - Seer Council - Spiritseer - Warlock
Troops: Bonesingers - Guardians - Rangers - Storm Guardians
Aspect Warriors: Crimson Hunters - Dark Reapers - Dire Avengers - Fire Dragons - Howling Banshees
Shadow Spectres - Shining Spears - Striking Scorpions - Warp Spiders - Swooping Hawks
Eldar Corsairs: Corsair Prince - Void Dreamer - Voidreaver - Voidscarred
Exodites: Dragon Knights - Eldar Knight
Structures: Webway Gate
Wraiths: Wraithblades - Wraithguard - Wraithknight - Wraithlord - Wraithseer
Support: Support Weapon Battery - Vyper - War Walker - Wasp Assault Walker - Windrider Jetbikes
Vehicles: Hornet - Falcon - Fire Prism - Firestorm - Night Spinner - Warp Hunter - Wave Serpent
Flyers: Hemlock Wraithfighter - Nightwing Interceptor - Nightshade Interceptor
Phoenix - Vampire Hunter - Vampire Raider - Void Dragon Phoenix
Superheavy
Vehicles:
Deathstalker - Cobra - Lynx - Scorpion
Storm Serpent - Tempest - Void Spinner
Titans: Revenant Scout Titan - Phantom Battle Titan - Warlock Titan
Spacecraft: Darkstar Fighter - Eagle Bomber
Auxiliaries: Harlequins